Going Large On A CV

[Deleted 60082]

I didn't do telic either

Nor did I, but did RESINATE SOUTH in the region. Must remember to big up my CV.

 

[Yokel]

Not really. You seem happy to criticise a bloke for doing something that you haven't done. Whatever his (very obvious) faults, he deployed on Op TELIC.

The point is that using buzzwords, exaggerating, and misusing Statistics has done him no favours, and means his real achievements are likely to be overlooked. He could have created an image of a solid bloke, but for some reason he blew it.

 

[Deleted 99482]

The point is that using buzzwords, exaggerating, and misusing Statistics has done him no favours, and means his real achievements are likely to be overlooked. He could have created an image of a solid bloke, but for some reason he blew it.

Yes but to be fair, some people love all that bullshit, and are easily fooled by it

 

[ExREME..TECH]

What's Telic?

Wah up
Iraq
Wah down

 

[History_Man]

I didn't do telic either

Like I didn't do HERRICK. My point remains, Yokel took a cheap shot at someone who, whatever his faults, has deployed on an Op tour. Not the done thing, IMHO.

 

[History_Man]

Nor did I, but did RESINATE SOUTH in the region. Must remember to big up my CV.

Ali Al Salem?

 

[kelvin_273]

Wah up
Iraq
Wah down

I'd been out 22 years when that kicked off.

 

[History_Man]

Yes but to be fair, some people love all that bullshit, and are easily fooled by it

You have just described the top strata of the Home Office.

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Like I didn't do HERRICK. My point remains, Yokel took a cheap shot at someone who, whatever his faults, has deployed on an Op tour. Not the done thing, IMHO.

I only did four Herricks so I see your point, I think

 

[ExREME..TECH]

I'd been out 22 years when that kicked off.

Nig

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

I only did four Herricks so I see your point, I think

Clearly you didn't you learn from your first one.

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Clearly you didn't you learn from your first one.

Hated wife, still with here though

 

[History_Man]

Clearly you didn't you learn from your first one.

Tragically, that could be said of all the pisspoor decision-making that needlessly cost lives.

 

[lokiuk]

Hated wife, still with here though

Never upgrade to wife 1.0, it's a common mistake

Question To Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 10.3, Poker night 10.3, Golf 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications. I also can't seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me?

Response: This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 1.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 1.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume ALL responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.

The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE as soon as lock-up occurs. In any case, avoid excessive use of the ESC key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is of very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operation system.

 

[Deleted 60082]

Ali Al Salem?

And PSAB and Muharraq