Going Large On A CV

No no no...

"Undertook evaluation of alternative methods to provide non-cash recompense to locally engaged facilitators, and utilised cultural exchange approaches to further develop mutual understanding and synergies for further cooperation".
How do you know that he spent most of his time in Germany trading Army copper cable for drugs?
 
Seeing as how Steven Windmill is an apparent posterboy for NEDonboard I'd just like to say that NEDonboard.com must have really, really shoddy due diligence to let a bullshitter like that through and I'd definitely not join NEDonboard or pay them any money, nor would I retain NEDonboard for any NED searches. I'd be tempted to give NEDonboard pretty shoddy reviews online too.

I hope this helps.
 
Seeing as how Steven Windmill is an apparent posterboy for NEDonboard I'd just like to say that NEDonboard.com must have really, really shoddy due diligence to let a bullshitter like that through and I'd definitely not join NEDonboard or pay them any money, nor would I retain NEDonboard for any NED searches. I'd be tempted to give NEDonboard pretty shoddy reviews online too.

I hope this helps.
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You don't get it at all.

"Had sole periodic responsibility for the management, supervision and training of all Corps specialist electrical staff and the electrical inspection, oversight and maintenance of all 1 (BR) Corps Armoured Bridging Capability."
No no no...

"Undertook evaluation of alternative methods to provide non-cash recompense to locally engaged facilitators, and utilised cultural exchange approaches to further develop mutual understanding and synergies for further cooperation".
Added. Took out the word 'synergy' though, in an effort to make it credible.

Well, looks like the Beverage Distribution Operative job's in the bag for me.
 
Normally V_M your posts are a model of both brevity and clarity. On this occasion, I am struggling to discern your substantive point.
Ah. Simples. The aim of the post is to create an online juxtapositioning of words like “Steven, Windmill, NEDOnboard, fraudulent, bullshit, embellishment, squeaky-voiced cretin” because it really helps search engines. NEDOnboard spam me regularly so paying it back a bit feels good...
 

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Ah. Simples. The aim of the post is to create an online juxtapositioning of words like “Steven, Windmill, NEDOnboard, fraudulent, bullshit, embellishment, squeaky-voiced cretin” because it really helps search engines. NEDOnboard spam me regularly so paying it back a bit feels good...
Post NEDonboard into your sigblock, it should show up on a search pretty quick.
 
I'm a little unsettled to discover that two of the 'connections' on my old LinkedIn profile (top people) are also those of the subject. LinkedIn seems keen to get us all together and 'do a line' of something.

Maybe I should ditch the forum now; it doesn't do me any good.
 
The first time I heard of LinkedIn, I decided to have a look at it.

Having done so, my immediate response was a less polite version of "jog on", and I've never felt the need to sign up since.

Have searched it a few times though. It's almost surprising what bollocks some people add on there.
 
I'm a little unsettled to discover that two of the 'connections' on my old LinkedIn profile (top people) are also those of the subject. LinkedIn seems keen to get us all together and 'do a line' of something.

Maybe I should ditch the forum now; it doesn't do me any good.
I used to post on LinkedIn quite a lot. Well, I did up until a few years ago anyway. Now that it's turned into a crappier version of FaceBook, I only check up on it once a month. To be honest I've never gotten anything out of it.
 
My last three contracts and also my current one came via LinkedIn. Does make me chuckle when you see a profile that says 'soldier'. Unless that's how postings are allocated nowadays???
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
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The first time I heard of LinkedIn, I decided to have a look at it.

Having done so, my immediate response was a less polite version of "jog on", and I've never felt the need to sign up since.

Have searched it a few times though. It's almost surprising what bollocks some people add on there.
I have a linkedin thingy
I bigged myself up proper, and it amuses my friends richly
oddly I keep getting job offers for high power posts as a captain of industry ??
I cant even drive a car without crashing it
let alone manage an office full of people
or perhaps they know something I dont
 
I used to post on LinkedIn quite a lot. Well, I did up until a few years ago anyway. Now that it's turned into a crappier version of FaceBook, I only check up on it once a month. To be honest I've never gotten anything out of it.
I listed my profession as 'forensic proctologist'. My account was suspended. Gen.
 

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