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#1
Question for the more adventurous of you out there!!

Is removing the white tailed mouse with your teeth acceptable prior to doing the down and wet or should one use the pinky finger and flick it across the room or deposit descreetly under the bed!!!!!????

Answers on a post card to Depraved.com :oops: :twisted: :lol:
 
#3
Threads I wish I had never clicked on , No.326 :oops:
 
#4
One could always poke it in, this may give some substance to the smaller gentleman.
 
#5
doctordeath said:
should one use the pinky finger and flick it across the room or deposit descreetly under the bed!!!!!????
If you hide it you run the risk of forgetting about it amidst the throws of errrr passion. Only to find next morning....your burds fully loaded jam rag has stuck fast to your shirt, clinging like a crusty limpet!
 
#6
Don't hide it under the bed, her cat may bring it to you early AM as a prize.True Story Sorry.
 
#7
how long would one stick to the ceiling?

Is flow rate a major factor?

:twisted:
 
#8
Recently heard this story on local radio.

Window cleaner finishes job and ask's woman can he use the toilet. Of course she says. As he leaves he congratulates her on the butterflys in the toilet.

She curious wonders why, little son says " Mummy Butterflys in the bathroom, I put them up there" Mummy rushes up stairs to find that little Cnut as decorated the bathroom walls with her Always with their wings at the unswept position. Embarrassed Mummy.
 
#9
wHoSaIdThAt? said:
how long would one stick to the ceiling?
Is flow rate a major factor?:twisted:
Your best chance of getting it to stick is if you are unfortunate enough to be doing her "mid-cycle".... when she's at the peak flow rate, that and a few lumps of congealed blood should ensure it stays put!
 
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#13
Put it behind your ear and put it back afterwards - 30 seconds doesn't give it long enough to congeal to your ear! This saves the lucky recipient from having to go to the toilet immediately after coitus - they can wait until the morning - and stops the wet patch from forming!

URRRGHHHH! :twisted:
 
#14
I have no problems shagging a girl during her periods, its just a little messier thats all :lol:
(it will wash off )
 
#16
I wont ride the tide, minging dirty creatures.

Its a shame as they are usually randier than a bag of rats, I just take the nosh and have done. :D
 
#18
doctordeath said:
Question for the more adventurous of you out there!!

Is removing the white tailed mouse with your teeth acceptable prior to doing the down and wet or should one use the pinky finger and flick it across the room or deposit descreetly under the bed!!!!!????

Answers on a post card to Depraved.com :oops: :twisted: :lol:
The essential problem comes down to slick technique. The risks involved in using teeth must be getting the rip cord stuck in your teeth along with any stray pubes. Ripping a smart "eyes right" might make her smart a bit and leave you with the evidence swinging around your chin........nothing sexy about that..........8O

Once extracted you have to avoid it bashing you on the face as you try and toss it over the shoulder hoping the cat/dog doesnt think you mean "fetch" :oops:

One solution for those swordsmen with strong stomachs must be to gobble it and hide it in the mouth like a lit cig to dispose of it later. Keeping the gag grimace off your face and your brekkie/lunch down would be a definite challenge. 8O

You could tie one end to a roll of dental floss and dissapear off to the bathroom attaching it to the door handle as you go and giving it a firm slam as you go....hoping the little red mouse will fly out :?

Either way you are going to end up looking like cross between count dracula on a tea break and a kid whos eaten been playing with and then eaten his mums lipstick.......... :wink:

Get her to take her own field dressing out!!!!!
 
#19
Naaah, just give the old-girl a jolly good rimming instead. :D
 

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