Going down on prostitutes...

#1
...Yeah i've done it, but i refuse to believe im the only deviant b*stard on this forum that has, i can imagine some of you have done far worse!
I'm not ashamed, but just how low can you go?!
 
#2
Ive never been with a prosser, but i did get off with a lezza in Bielefeld and pulled her tammy out with my teeth, does that count?
 
#3
numbered_3 said:
...Yeah i've done it, but i refuse to believe im the only deviant b*stard on this forum that has, i can imagine some of you have done far worse!
I'm not ashamed, but just how low can you go?!
A fellow prozzie eater. High five brother! As long as they give their clout a quick wipe before hand I'll eat them. Belizeans were my favourite.
 
#4
Stokey said:
Licking a whore? That's like going to a restaurant and doing the washing up!
No, but it is akin to visiting a restaurant and eating a hearty meal, especially when you tear out their labia and swallow it.

All women are prostitutes and require skinning.
 
#5
Geordie_Blerk said:
Stokey said:
Licking a whore? That's like going to a restaurant and doing the washing up!
No, but it is akin to visiting a restaurant and eating a hearty meal, especially when you tear out their labia and swallow it.

All women are prostitutes and require skinning.
I'm not quite sure they locked up the right guy for the Ipswich prossie murders :D
 
#6
numbered_3 said:
...Yeah i've done it, but i refuse to believe im the only deviant b*stard on this forum that has, i can imagine some of you have done far worse!
I'm not ashamed, but just how low can you go?!
Depends if you were first or last in the section.
 
#7
As long as you're not taking a pull on their weenie boy cocks
 
#8
I've got a mate (and yes it is a mate not me) Who was on a falkland tour he was offered a chance to travel on a navy ship to Rio during his 4 day R & R, where he promptly visited a whore house and as he couldn't preform decided to go down on them. I bet she smelt nice :D
 
#10
stacker1 said:
I've got a mate (and yes it is a mate not me) Who was on a falkland tour he was offered a chance to travel on a navy ship to Rio during his 4 day R & R, where he promptly visited a whore house and as he couldn't preform decided to go down on them. I bet she smelt nice :D
F*ck me,you mean your mate (you) actually performed oral on a prostitute?
 
#11
danny842003 said:
I know a guy who went down on a tramp. And i dont mean just a slag. A proper homeless tramp.
...so?! Wouldn't you?!
 
#12
numbered_3 said:
...Yeah i've done it, but i refuse to believe im the only deviant b*stard on this forum that has, i can imagine some of you have done far worse!
I'm not ashamed, but just how low can you go?!
You'll never get rid of that rotting Halibut smell as long as you live.
 
#13
Stokey said:
Licking a whore? That's like going to a restaurant and doing the washing up!
That is what I was thinking. Unless they give a discount for YOUR services rendered.
 
#14
What the hell? Do you like, just go down on them and see what happens, or have you to clear it first? Interesting.
 
#15
Random_Task said:
stacker1 said:
I've got a mate (and yes it is a mate not me) Who was on a falkland tour he was offered a chance to travel on a navy ship to Rio during his 4 day R & R, where he promptly visited a whore house and as he couldn't preform decided to go down on them. I bet she smelt nice :D
F*ck me,you mean your mate (you) actually performed oral on a prostitute?
Fuck off it wasn't me. I never use the "mate" story to cover up my own fuck ups. Besides I do have some standards.
For anyone based at 16 regt Bicester in 1996 it was the short balding lad from A sqn who suffered from small man syndrome.
 
#17
Just a quick quip.

Bloke was going down on a prossie and he felt something in his mouth, so he spat it out into his hand.
“Peas! carrots! - what the king hell is that all about?” he cried.

“It’s just the bloke before” said the prossie, “He was sick” :p
 
#18
stacker1 said:
Random_Task said:
stacker1 said:
I've got a mate (and yes it is a mate not me) Who was on a falkland tour he was offered a chance to travel on a navy ship to Rio during his 4 day R & R, where he promptly visited a whore house and as he couldn't preform decided to go down on them. I bet she smelt nice :D
F*ck me,you mean your mate (you) actually performed oral on a prostitute?
Fuck off it wasn't me. I never use the "mate" story to cover up my own fuck ups. Besides I do have some standards.
For anyone based at 16 regt Bicester in 1996 it was the short balding lad from A sqn who suffered from small man syndrome.
Wahhhhh :D
 
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