I walked in to my AFCO the other day to get some info and the guy that had just walked in stroles up to the desk and tells the Recruiting Serg. in the most seedy voice ever "i wanna go commado in the infantry", to which the bloke at the desk replied "better lose those pants then"...poor guy... and then once the guy worked out why me and the recruiting serg. were pissin our pants he said " nah serious mate", and this is how the convo went from there: RecSerg: "so u have to be very fit to earn the green beret mate...what do you do?" Guy: "i...play footy with ma mates at the park, and i did a huge 2 mile run the other day..." RecSerg: "yeah how long that take you?" Guy: "about half an hour" RecSerg: "[Speechless]" Guy:" so what do i need to do?" RecSerg: " run home for starters" Then the guy i was waiting for came in so i heard no more, but how i laughed after...jeeesus any other funny AFCO encounters on here?