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Going backwards...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by armourer, Apr 9, 2005.

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  1. Going backwards, I mean just how f*cking hard is that ? It's like going forwards but in another direction, for f*cks sake it's not rocket science, going backwards in a car or shall I use the technical term..reversing, easy cnuting peasy..well you would have thought, but no not for a woman, just can't grasp the concept of, if you are going backwards look in the same direction...whats difficult about that.... bloody f*cking nothing thats what...jesus shagging wept it's why cars have big f*uck off windows in them you have all round it too much to bollocking backwards ..look bleeding backwards......f*cking hell...AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
  2. 'cough cough cough'. I hope that you have not included all us women under that umbrella?!!
  3. I don’t drive after reversing around a corner on a driving test, coming into contact with an old lady with a zimmer frame, hitting the accelerator by mistake ( :roll: ) as she jumped clear I totalled her frame.....


    I also do dogs, roundabouts and various flower displays....


    get the brush, tar away!
  4. Arms, you havnt been involved in a lil accident with a lady have you?
    Or........did you lend the wife your brand new car?
    Or..........are you female and really angry with your lack of reversing ability? :lol:
  5. A bloody bloody bleeding shagging WOMAN ...growl snarl hiss..roar spitzz fume hiss...growl.....JESUS F*CKING CHRIST...hiss..snarl f*cking fume...roar......unintelligible ....growlhisspitsfumethumbgrindbollockshitbuggerblast...AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bleeding WOMAN reversed over my foot...........yer b*stard...bleeding....
  6. opps.........


    Beebs x
  7. Ouch....umm....thought about going over to A&E?
  8. You're supposed to take your face out of the Frey Bentos tin before setting off.

    Fat people and's not clever.