Gods Question

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  1. Subject: Gods question

    Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden are standing before God at the
    throne of Heaven.
    God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I
    must first ask you what you believe in."

    Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

    Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
    Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy
    to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid.
    I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the
    terraces supporting their club."

    God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

    He then turns to Luis Figo, "and you, Luis, what do you believe?"

    Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are
    the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
    providing a living embodiment of these traits."

    God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his
    right.

    Finally, he turns to Faddy "and you, James, what do you believe?"

    "I believe" says Faddy "you're sitting in my seat."