Just got off the phone to my Uncle Steve who has an interesting story to tell. Friday night my uncle gets woken up to what sounds like World War Three kicking off in the street outside his flat, he has a look outside and there is a dozen or so Uber Chavâs complete with cum buckets (often called girls in some sections of society) making loads of noise and setting fire to the bins in the street, making a lot of noise and generally working up to their next ASBO. Anyway after a swift phone call the police turn up (SHOCK HORROR!) en mass! Turns out my Uncle lives just a few streets away from a couple of clubs so when a dozen coppers turn up Steve settles in for for what might be a really good fight, unfortunately these particular chavâs have not had their Iron Bru and more or less mass together heads down and looking like 12 years old whilst the coppers begin to give them a right good telling off and pull a few from the group and decide to knick them. As one of the smaller stains are being hadcuffed the âTallest, fattest and most ginger munter you have ever seenâ decides she doesnât like the idea of her toyboy being knicked and starts to get very load and very mouthy, calling one of the coppers (who happened to be build like a house) every name under the sun before finishing it off by spitting at him.. Well then all hell breaks loose! Said copper back hands the cow sending her flying (My Uncles dead, he heard this blow connect... and he was three floors up in his flat), before single handed charging into the assembled mass of chavâs, with the rest of the coppers following close behind. End result, every one of the Chavâs and slags nicked, coppers looking very pleased with themselves and creating more noise laughing their ARRSEâs off then the Chavâs ever did and Uncle Steve going to bed with the biggest smile on his face since he encountered those two lady boys in Thailand. Anyone else got any other interesting storys of Police knocking seven shades out of people?