God has had it with the Yanks!!!

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  1. Bored of the continual fruit loops acting crazy in His name, and of course the crack pots who declare that the Earth will end... now, maybe not, may next now. He seems to have decided that His wrath is indeed needed in the colonys...

    He spiteth them, He smotes them...

    Video: Earthquake rattles Washington and New York - Telegraph

    Hurricane Irene: New York declares state of emergency - Telegraph

    Plague of locusts next?

    And it 'could' be this guys fault...


    Or maybe this guys...


    Perhaps if ALL morons repented and promised not to act crazy in His name and not predict apocalypses the plague on the America's East Coast would subside.

  2. Just proves what many Americans have been saying since 2008: Obama is the Anti-Christ!:twisted:

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  3. They should've listened to Jules.
  4. Good point. A 7.8 on the Richter scale under San Francisco would be the cherry on top of the turd.
  5. This what happens when you dont listen to Judas.
  6. it's obvious, God hates africans, asians, americans and australians.
  7. If that Marxist/Muslim/Terrorist Barry blows a fuse and actually raises taxes on rich folks to socialist Reagan era levels we could be in for the Apocalypse or a Perry/Bachman Presidency which would be much the same thing if slightly more camp.
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  8. I just can't work out how a Christian God ever gets so many eejut US preachers who don't behave as Christians to speak for Him!

    It's like choosing Denis Nilsen to recruit for a gay rights march!
  9. Our King is answerable to God for us. I fight for him. My religion consists in a firelock,open touch-hole, good flint,well-rammed charge,and seventy rounds of powder and ball. This is the military creed, comrades,drink success to British arms.

    Sergeant Samuel Ancell . 58th Regiment.
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  10. Especially when he's talking about burgers, and that is a tasty burger
  11. "Put your faith in God, but keep your powder dry."
    - Oliver Cromwell.
  12. Kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out ...


    "It was actually Catholic crusaders against the Cathars in the southern France region during the Albigensian Crusade in 1209. Not against Protestants but against what the Catholic church considered heretics some 300+ years before there were any Protestants to be found.

    I knew the actual quote - "Tuez-les tous; Dieu reconnaitra les siens."

    and its source - Arnaud-Amaury, Abbot of Citeaux

    when I posted, but I didn't think it was that important to specify it.


    FOAF (friend of a Friend) "
  13. Why has New York declared a state of emergency? Nothing has happened yet.

  14. Nothing,yet......
  15. It's a Big Fuck-Off Storm. Forget the Christian God, the Yanks would be better off praying to this guy:

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    (Thor, not Re-Stilly^_~)