God has had it with the Yanks!!!

#1
Bored of the continual fruit loops acting crazy in His name, and of course the crack pots who declare that the Earth will end... now, maybe not, may next now. He seems to have decided that His wrath is indeed needed in the colonys...

He spiteth them, He smotes them...

Video: Earthquake rattles Washington and New York - Telegraph

Hurricane Irene: New York declares state of emergency - Telegraph

Plague of locusts next?

And it 'could' be this guys fault...



Or maybe this guys...



Perhaps if ALL morons repented and promised not to act crazy in His name and not predict apocalypses the plague on the America's East Coast would subside.

 
#3
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
They should've listened to Jules.
 
#4
Bored of the continual fruit loops acting crazy in His name, and of course the crack pots who declare that the Earth will end... now, maybe not, may next now. He seems to have decided that His wrath is indeed needed in the colonys...

He spiteth them, He smotes them...

Video: Earthquake rattles Washington and New York - Telegraph

Hurricane Irene: New York declares state of emergency - Telegraph

Plague of locusts next?

And it 'could' be this guys fault...



Or maybe this guys...



Perhaps if ALL morons repented and promised not to act crazy in His name and not predict apocalypses the plague on the America's East Coast would subside.

Good point. A 7.8 on the Richter scale under San Francisco would be the cherry on top of the turd.
 
#5
This what happens when you dont listen to Judas.
 
#6
it's obvious, God hates africans, asians, americans and australians.
 
#7
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Plague of locusts next?
...
If that Marxist/Muslim/Terrorist Barry blows a fuse and actually raises taxes on rich folks to socialist Reagan era levels we could be in for the Apocalypse or a Perry/Bachman Presidency which would be much the same thing if slightly more camp.

 
#8
I just can't work out how a Christian God ever gets so many eejut US preachers who don't behave as Christians to speak for Him!

It's like choosing Denis Nilsen to recruit for a gay rights march!
 
#9
Our King is answerable to God for us. I fight for him. My religion consists in a firelock,open touch-hole, good flint,well-rammed charge,and seventy rounds of powder and ball. This is the military creed, comrades,drink success to British arms.

Sergeant Samuel Ancell . 58th Regiment.
 
#11
Our King is answerable to God for us. I fight for him. My religion consists in a firelock,open touch-hole, good flint,well-rammed charge,and seventy rounds of powder and ball. This is the military creed, comrades,drink success to British arms.

Sergeant Samuel Ancell . 58th Regiment.
"Put your faith in God, but keep your powder dry."
- Oliver Cromwell.
 
#12
Kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out ...

Origin:

"It was actually Catholic crusaders against the Cathars in the southern France region during the Albigensian Crusade in 1209. Not against Protestants but against what the Catholic church considered heretics some 300+ years before there were any Protestants to be found.

I knew the actual quote - "Tuez-les tous; Dieu reconnaitra les siens."

and its source - Arnaud-Amaury, Abbot of Citeaux

when I posted, but I didn't think it was that important to specify it.

---

FOAF (friend of a Friend) "
 
#16
Why has New York declared a state of emergency? Nothing has happened yet.
Gets the mayor on the telly, don't it.

God has been talking to me:

GOD: "I'm fed up with Blessing America at the end of every civic function and bowling competition. I've got more important things to do, to be honest. I have enough trouble with the Jews".

BURPA: (stamping the flames out in the bush at the end of the garden) "What do you mean, O Lord"

GOD: "Well, there are far too many thieving, tax avoiding, pig ignorant, child molesters interpreting My Words in return for a $20 pledge. It just isn't right and they just don't understand me".

BURPA: "And what are you going to do about it, O Lord?"

GOD: "I'm going to make it rain all the way up the east coast, right through the weekend, forcing them to panic and watch the Weather Channel non stop until Tuesday. That'll teach 'em".
 
#19
#20
Are those Ceegars they are trying so smoke..... or is it Just Good Time....
 
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