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God am I lucky.

My wife texted me earlier because our neighbour had locked herself out of the house. My wife had said that she'd be happy for me to pop round and kick my neighbours back doors in .
I found out that my wife was having an affair, but through religion I have come to terms with the betrayal.
I converted to Islam, and we are stoning the bitch in the morning

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