God am I lucky.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. I owe my life to my 14 year old step daughter!

    God knows what would have happened if she hadn't found that lump on my testicle!!
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  2. My wife texted me earlier because our neighbour had locked herself out of the house. My wife had said that she'd be happy for me to pop round and kick my neighbours back doors in .
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  3. I found out that my wife was having an affair, but through religion I have come to terms with the betrayal.
    I converted to Islam, and we are stoning the bitch in the morning

    Sent from my Desire HD
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  4. Luckily you all saw the funny side, I assume?
  5. Reported, in case anyone's wondering.