God am I lucky.

#1
I owe my life to my 14 year old step daughter!

God knows what would have happened if she hadn't found that lump on my testicle!!
 
#2
My wife texted me earlier because our neighbour had locked herself out of the house. My wife had said that she'd be happy for me to pop round and kick my neighbours back doors in .
 
#4
My wife texted me earlier because our neighbour had locked herself out of the house. My wife had said that she'd be happy for me to pop round and kick my neighbours back doors in .
Luckily you all saw the funny side, I assume?
 

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