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Gobby Parrot

A woman was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're f***ing ugly!" The woman was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, "Hey, lady! You're f***ing ugly!" She was incredibly annoyed now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue them and have the bird put down. The store manager apologised profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot did not say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.


"You f***ing know."

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