Ever been in that embarrising situation when your gob speaks before your brain shifts out of nuetral? Let us all hear them here, im sure we all have one. To get you started i was in my local british legion standing at the bar , when i spotted a guy staring at the barmaids rather large breasts. After spotting him looking for a good 10 minutes i said to him" if you keep looking you will go blind" whereupon he turned in my direction and said, while trying to hit me with his white stick " i am fcuking blind". oops. At least he couldnt see how red i had gone.