Goat-wife dies in Sudan

[bigbird67]

i suspect foul-play here!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm?ls

 

[caubeen]

There is a moral here somewhere.

When we gave Sudan independence, plastic bags hadn't been invented.

Return of Empire, anyone?

 

[bigbird67]

auto-erotic asphixiation??? Maybe?? Dead easy to blame it on the goat EATING the bags hmmmm???

 

[Praetorian]

Murder!

 

[bigbird67]

most horrid,i suspect Prae!! Poor little goat never stood a chance against that wife-choking nasty man!!!

 

[reverend_jim]

well i suppose it saves him prom being "fleeced" by a divorce settlement!!!

 

[Jastus]

Did they have any kids? Not many men have wives that will cut the grass.

 

[Legion_n_aire]

My bird, known as legion's b***h, has something to say about this - here it is:

well if we all married what we had a sexual experience with oh dear thank god for indescrections or mislined excretions .......

Me: I'm not sure what she means either.

 

[Legion_n_aire]

She has something else to add - please don't encourage her.

Bitch: i bet there was no pillow talk except when he was trying to put it over the poor beasts head.

 

[Legion_n_aire]

Oh dear, she wants to say something else: sincere apologies to everyone.

My bird: i bet he told her don't worry love this is how we make cheese....

 

[Legion_n_aire]

Thanks for not encouraging her, but she is insisting on another comment.
Here we go.

My bitch: excerpt from HELLO Magazine GOAT Tells All , He told me he loved me he promised me a wedding with Sheep for bridesmaids ..I was totally in love then he said he played for Man united.

Me: what can I really say.

 

[hedgie]

its sad to think that the goat was the better looking on in that relationship

 

[Legion_n_aire]

its sad to think that the goat was the better looking on in that relationship

Hedgie, don't take this personally, she is a very good natured woman.

My bitch: you can't spell so what you doing in the Armee

 

[cernunnos]

She died of AIDS

Arsehole

Injecting

Dumb

Sudanese

 

[B_AND_T]

Should be a decent curry at the funeral though.