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Goat-wife dies in Sudan

#8
My bird, known as legion's b***h, has something to say about this - here it is:

well if we all married what we had a sexual experience with oh dear thank god for indescrections or mislined excretions .......

Me: I'm not sure what she means either.
 
#9
She has something else to add - please don't encourage her.

Bitch: i bet there was no pillow talk except when he was trying to put it over the poor beasts head.
 
#11
Thanks for not encouraging her, but she is insisting on another comment.
Here we go.

My bitch: excerpt from HELLO Magazine GOAT Tells All , He told me he loved me he promised me a wedding with Sheep for bridesmaids ..I was totally in love then he said he played for Man united.

Me: what can I really say.
 
#16
bigbird67 said:
auto-erotic asphixiation???
Good point. Was the goat discovered wearing stockings and with an amyl nitrate laced orange between its teeth?

If so, please contact:-

MP Selection Department
Conservative Party Headquarters
15 Brewer Street
Soho
London
 

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