Goat-wife dies in Sudan

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  1. There is a moral here somewhere.

    When we gave Sudan independence, plastic bags hadn't been invented.

    Return of Empire, anyone?
     
  2. auto-erotic asphixiation??? Maybe?? Dead easy to blame it on the goat EATING the bags hmmmm???
     
  3. Murder!
     
  4. most horrid,i suspect Prae!! Poor little goat never stood a chance against that wife-choking nasty man!!!
     
  5. well i suppose it saves him prom being "fleeced" by a divorce settlement!!!
     
  6. Did they have any kids? Not many men have wives that will cut the grass.
     
  7. My bird, known as legion's b***h, has something to say about this - here it is:

    well if we all married what we had a sexual experience with oh dear thank god for indescrections or mislined excretions .......

    Me: I'm not sure what she means either.
     
  8. She has something else to add - please don't encourage her.

    Bitch: i bet there was no pillow talk except when he was trying to put it over the poor beasts head.
     
  9. Oh dear, she wants to say something else: sincere apologies to everyone.

    My bird: i bet he told her don't worry love this is how we make cheese....
     
  10. Thanks for not encouraging her, but she is insisting on another comment.
    Here we go.

    My bitch: excerpt from HELLO Magazine GOAT Tells All , He told me he loved me he promised me a wedding with Sheep for bridesmaids ..I was totally in love then he said he played for Man united.

    Me: what can I really say.
     
  11. its sad to think that the goat was the better looking on in that relationship
     
  12. Hedgie, don't take this personally, she is a very good natured woman.

    My bitch: you can't spell so what you doing in the Armee
     
  13. She died of AIDS

    Arsehole

    Injecting

    Dumb

    Sudanese
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Should be a decent curry at the funeral though.