Gluing your teeth back in

TheIronDuke

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#1
Caps. They grind your tooth away then stick a cap on it. I have got one. L/H front incisor. It is fine but every now and then I try to rip through the plastic packaging of my latest computer accessory with my teeth and the ******* thing springs loose.

So I dry out the socket with the wife's hair dryer then use Superglue to glue it back in. Until the next time the thing pops out. I do not wish to spend the rest of my life trying to catch a flying tooth then gluing it back in.

I could use Belzona which will stick diarrhea to toilet paper but it will require a windy hammer to remove it from my skull if I need dental treatment in the future.

Given that you are a bunch of old gits with yellow teeth like a burned out picket fence.... any advice?
 
#7
If I can keep my part of a nuclear submarine going with black nasty and Araldite (other 2 part epoxy adhesives are available) then a little snaggy shouldn't be a problem!

Might I suggest you just use the Araldite though!


Save the black nasty for 'other' things!







PS One uses warm/hot water to dissolve Superglue.........
 

Auld-Yin

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#8
Caps. They grind your tooth away then stick a cap on it. I have got one. L/H front incisor. It is fine but every now and then I try to rip through the plastic packaging of my latest computer accessory with my teeth and the ******* thing springs loose.

So I dry out the socket with the wife's hair dryer then use Superglue to glue it back in. Until the next time the thing pops out. I do not wish to spend the rest of my life trying to catch a flying tooth then gluing it back in.

I could use Belzona which will stick diarrhea to toilet paper but it will require a windy hammer to remove it from my skull if I need dental treatment in the future.

Given that you are a bunch of old gits with yellow teeth like a burned out picket fence.... any advice?
1. get a dentist to do the job properly you ******* skinflint
2. buy a pair of scissors to cut open the plastic covers you ******* skinflint
3. stop buying the porn that is sold in plastic covers - you perfectly normal person!
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
1. get a dentist to do the job properly you ******* skinflint
2. buy a pair of scissors to cut open the plastic covers you ******* skinflint
3. stop buying the porn that is sold in plastic covers - you perfectly normal person!
2/3rds skinflint and 1/3rd normal? Where the **** were you at my last psychological assessment?
 

Grumblegrunt

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#11
superglue can leave a residue which stops the cement from working as it just peels away. you can buy crown cements online.

false teeth - you are albert steptoe and I claim my 5 pound hmv gift voucher
 
#12
You don't employ somebody to bite open your packets and chew your food?

The recession must be deeper than I thought.
 
#17
Superglue is ethyl-cyanoacrylate. While butyl-cyanoacrylate is the improved, proper use medical superglue.
Would that be applicable in a first aid situation, ie clean a wound and bung it on, or would it be a pain in the arse for a doc to re-open if necessary?
 

Grumblegrunt

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#19
I have four crowns, to keep them in I can't chew gum or toffee. Get the dentist to stick it in and be gentle with it.
did not having any teeth earn you more money though?
 
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