Gluing your teeth back in

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by TheIronDuke, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Caps. They grind your tooth away then stick a cap on it. I have got one. L/H front incisor. It is fine but every now and then I try to rip through the plastic packaging of my latest computer accessory with my teeth and the ******* thing springs loose.

    So I dry out the socket with the wife's hair dryer then use Superglue to glue it back in. Until the next time the thing pops out. I do not wish to spend the rest of my life trying to catch a flying tooth then gluing it back in.

    I could use Belzona which will stick diarrhea to toilet paper but it will require a windy hammer to remove it from my skull if I need dental treatment in the future.

    Given that you are a bunch of old gits with yellow teeth like a burned out picket fence.... any advice?
  2. Get it done properly by a dentist, you skinflint. Superglue is probably poisonous.
  3. Fang farriers yer man.
  4. Bloke at work did the same job with Araldite, he got stoned out of his skull on the fumes!
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Sounds OK. Was it the fast setting Araldite?
  6. If I can keep my part of a nuclear submarine going with black nasty and Araldite (other 2 part epoxy adhesives are available) then a little snaggy shouldn't be a problem!

    Might I suggest you just use the Araldite though!

    Save the black nasty for 'other' things!

    PS One uses warm/hot water to dissolve Superglue.........
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    1. get a dentist to do the job properly you ******* skinflint
    2. buy a pair of scissors to cut open the plastic covers you ******* skinflint
    3. stop buying the porn that is sold in plastic covers - you perfectly normal person!
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  8. Peasant! I take it Iron Duke comes from the living you make selling scrap iron?
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  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    2/3rds skinflint and 1/3rd normal? Where the **** were you at my last psychological assessment?
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  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    superglue can leave a residue which stops the cement from working as it just peels away. you can buy crown cements online.

    false teeth - you are albert steptoe and I claim my 5 pound hmv gift voucher
  11. You don't employ somebody to bite open your packets and chew your food?

    The recession must be deeper than I thought.
  12. Don't medics use superglue to stick wounds together?
  13. Superglue is ethyl-cyanoacrylate. While butyl-cyanoacrylate is the improved, proper use medical superglue.
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  14. Yes it was, and it had him as high as a kite, which improved his fork lift truck driving no end,