Glued Goolies

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  1. CNN.
    Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals

    Friday, November 4, 2005 Posted: 1739 GMT (0139 HKT)

    GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.

    Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

    When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

    O'Toole allegedly told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile (1.6 kilometer) to a gas station to call for help.

    "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," Slaby's attorney Grey Pratt said Wednesday.

    O'Toole had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation, but her ex-boyfriend is now suing for damages.

    O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

    "This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

    In my part of the world Pizzed off girls use the knife and it's Tadger off time.
  2. Like I always say, if you can't lick'em. join'em!
  3. Hence the number of lady-boys... 8O
  4. Bloody well sounds like a petty domestic squabble to me. It's not exactly the opening moves to World War 3, is it?

    Bloody Yanks.
  5. Its not like it hasn't happened before!! Thought superglue was standard practice these days?

    Although admittedly there was the 'bobbit' for quite sometime.

    $30,000 ruddy helly...still you know the old saying hell have no fury......

    note to self: Do not glue OH's to his belly when annoyed, its not worth THAT much! :lol:

    Edited to say I stand corrected it might not be worth that to me but it is to him apparently! :roll:
  6. Quick update:

    GREENSBURG, Pa. - A Westmoreland County jury on Friday ordered a woman to pay $46,200 to her ex-boyfriend for gluing his genitals to his abdomen.

    Jurors found in favor of Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh in his civil case against Gail O'Toole of Murrysville after three days of testimony and ordered the payment for pain, suffering and emotional distress, according to television station KDKA.

    "For all the pain and suffering I've been through, and the embarrassment, I don't think it's enough," Slaby told reporters after the verdict.
  7. I'd have it done if you give a tenner to charity.....

    NOT!! :lol:
  8. "Hence the number of lady-boys"

    nay they're all Wimmin born in blokes bodies.
    Harmless unlike many Queers