Gloryhole etiquette

#1
I am going to set up a glory hole near the front of my house but am unsure of the rules surrounding such a marvelous invention.

I am going to be the only one working it (I'm greedy like that) but am eager not to make mistakes and have my clients / visitors enjoy themselves and have them return over and over.

The two holes I have cut are large enough for the better endowed gentlemen, am keen on anonymity so am wary of making the hole any bigger, my problem is this. How can you eat out the anus's of passing gentlemen through such a small hole? Am I doing something wrong? How can I get a gob full of parted trumping tube when the hole is only big enough to receive a large penis and possibly the balls.

PM me for details of the holes, and provided you aren't TA, pack more than 6.5 inches of clean cut or uncut meat pop along and blow your beans.

Thanks in advance.
 
#3
I am going to set up a glory hole near the front of my house but am unsure of the rules surrounding such a marvelous invention.
A good gloryhole looks like this.
 

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#4
A friend of mine just back from a sojourn in San Fransisco claimed that a really good gloryhole has a large supply of duct tape at hand. Mind you he didnt enlarge on whether this was to reinforce the gloryhole itself or to tie up the victi...... er, I mean customers.
 
#6
How about a selection of glory-holes at different sizes (with flaps to cover when not in use), therefore allowing you to meet the needs of a wider scope of gentleman-anatomy?
 
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#7
Personally the whole fear of the hatpin through the old chap while one was engaged as it were puts me off the idea.
 
#8
I should imagine its to take away the rough edges of the hole reducing splinters to both hampton and lips / tongue.

Mine however have been machined perfectly and offer comfortable and harmless passage of gland through the hole and into my warm, yet slutty and experienced mouth
 
#10
Have you considered wheelchair friendly glory holes/Ramp access?
Balloon tying posts?
Ice cream holders?
 
#11
Have you considered wheelchair friendly glory holes/Ramp access?
Balloon tying posts?
Ice cream holders?
To be honest its all about c0ck.

I don't care if its fastened to a cripple, a soldier, a sailor a candlestick maker.

No TA however, unless they send impressive girth pictures prior to turning up and don't tell stories about band camp and hurl in irrelevant TLA's when all I want is a gut full of spaff
 
#12
Are dwarves and midgets to be catered for or are you yet another company who simply does not take into account the ever-growing population of wee people who like cock and bum sport???
 
#14
How are you going to advertise your services?
What hours are you open, or is it only by prior arrangement?
 
#17
Ive seen some of these in porn on porn sites (astoundingly enough). Why are people so trusting ? how about a gloryhole guillotine, easily concockedted out of a sheet of steel honed to a razor on 1 edge and a pin release mechanism. Its got to happen at some point, maybe when some christian morality nut takes over an establishment and then waits for the regulars after the alterations.
 
#18
Ref eating out a poop chute prehaps a box type arrangement where a bloke could sit over the hole, Providing they arent too fat (which keeps the STABS away) and willing to splay thier cheeks you should be able to lap away at the gents balloon knot while tugging away at your old chap.
 
#19
The trick with a good glory hole is to get it advertised on the right sites: manjam, squirt, gaydar are all very well for your average punter, but you will need some specialist advertising to pull in the sort of punter that you want. Don't leave flyers in telephone booths: nothing but very poor people use phone booths and everyone knows that poor people have small and smelly willies.

Keep a tube of deep heat next to you when servicing a member: if someone is rude enough to shove through a cheesy length, a quick rub with deep heat or tiger balm will teach them the benefits of personal hygiene (it will at least get the manky fucker to scrub his knob).
 
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