globalisation

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  1. INTERNATIONAL THINKING - AT ITS BEST!

    Question: What is the truest definition of
    Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess

    with an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car

    with a Dutch engine,


    driven by a Belgian who was drunk

    on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you
    change the spelling)

    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines.

    This is sent to you by an American,



    using Bill Gates's technology,

    and you're probably reading this on your computer,

    that uses Taiwanese chips,

    and a Korean monitor,

    assembled by Bangladeshi workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals....

    That, my friends, is Globalization
     
  2. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
     
  3. erm, are you sure?