Glasgow - Laziest City

#1
Linky

Not just Glasgow that is lazy, though. The following are UK wide:

At home, one in six or 7.3 million people say that if the remote control was broken, they would prefer to watch a TV programme they did not like rather than get up to change the channel.
Half (52%) of pet owners questioned cannot be bothered to take their dog for a walk. The finding helps explain why canine obesity is also on the rise in the UK.
I thought we were behind the USA for this type of stuff, but have we now overtaken them?
 
#3
If I could be bothered, I'd read this..

Any chance you can fax it? I just canny be arrsed reading this thread, I'm way too laz..
 
#4
At home, one in six or 7.3 million people say that if the remote control was broken, they would prefer to watch a TV programme they did not like rather than get up to change the channel.
Jaisus, I can still remember when the "remote control" was a billiard-cue or a broomhandle. :D

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#5
Toxicseagull said:
scotland has been fatter than the US for years with 1 in 3 obese i think. the US is one in 4 if my memory serves.
Hey I qualify for only overweight if I lie about my height!
 
#8
Wouldn't the NAAFI be the best place for this? The Int Cell suggests intelligence and, quite frankly, I think most people referred to in this thread would be just too stupid to be intelligent. In any way.

Just a personal opinion.
 
#9
chinooksdad said:
Wouldn't the NAAFI be the best place for this? The Int Cell suggests intelligence and, quite frankly, I think most people referred to in this thread would be just too stupid to be intelligent. In any way.

Just a personal opinion.
Like your signature?
 
#10
Yup, just like that. Do you see how that works?
 
#12
For a long time I thought the stories about deep fried pizza were just another joke at the expense of those North of the border

Oh no. In East Kilbride I was introduced to the delicacy that is "Pizza Crunch": a slice of battered pizza with chips. There is no God.
 
#13
im lucky if i can get scampi from my local chippy... the menu consists of cod cod cod and chips
cod and chips
cod, chips and red sauce
cod, chips and red salt.

thats about it.

oh to be in scotland 8O
 
#14
They're holding off the celebration until they find out if they've pulled off the hat-trick in "Filthiest City" and "Drug-takiest City" as well.

Weegies - I'd wish a plague of zombies on them, but to be honest they'd just fit right in down Springburn way.
 
#15
Toxicseagull said:
scotland has been fatter than the US for years with 1 in 3 obese i think. the US is one in 4 if my memory serves.
As the joke goes: "Christ knows how fat we'd be if it was'nt for all the heroin!" :lol:
 
#16
The weegie definition of a drug overdose is someone has too many vitamins in the one meal.

It's a very rare occurrence, almost an urban myth.
 
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