Glad I'm not a screw at the moment.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Jun 30, 2013.

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  1. Bloody insanity the crims wil end up killing the screws

  2. Probably not a good idea, but give it a go....

  3. A bloody outrage to yoomin rites..........

  4. A splendid concept

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  1. You've missed 'set all convicts on fire' in your poll.
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  2. Sorry mate, more worried if they smash the existing ones up as the poor bloody tax payer will have to pay to build 'em up again.
  3. Baaaaa - thats the wrong idea.

    Build a giant bong, SS style, and force the fumes into the cells.

    A few ovens might be a good move too.
  4. Glad I'm not a taxpayer then!

    The world would be a better place if all repeat offenders were torched.
  5. "The smoking ban is part of a Healthy Choices program"

    I love that statement. Though as an idea it might just cut down on re-offending.
  6. No tabs to smerk?
    They'll just have to hermerise each other more often to pass the time then.
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  7. Then charge the cunts for smoking - love it.
  8. What are they going to do if the Inmates say 'shove it, I'm smoking'.

    Put them in prison?
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  9. How the hell are they going to hold their spliffs together......?
  10. I saw that it was multiple choice and you could make multiple choices, so I voted for all of them. That's what the laaaaags will do too, some will stop, others won't, and the rest will keep doing smack or whatever else gets them off. There'll even be a few who'll actually take up smoking just so they can rebel against 'the man'. I vote screws get tasers.
  11. Brilliant idea, who is up for forming some control and restraint teams, as i think the Northern Territory over the coming weeks and months are going to be in need of such services.
  12. As snout is the main currency in jails, they will have their drugs mules bringing it and lighters in from day one.