Giving up the evil weed|!!

#1
Morning all

Moodybitch has finally given up the evil cigarettes with the help of nicotene patches! Not smoked since last weekend but finding it bloody hard after 14 years of 20 per day!

Anyone else given up this minging (but somehow satisfying habit)....any advice on how to cope with the cravings!
 
#2
Moodybitch said:
Morning all

Moodybitch has finally given up the evil cigarettes with the help of nicotene patches! Not smoked since last weekend but finding it bloody hard after 14 years of 20 per day!

Anyone else given up this minging (but somehow satisfying habit)....any advice on how to cope with the cravings!
Drink more :wink: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:
 
#4
Sorry I couldn't resist that one.

Try to find something that occupy your self when the cravings kick in you need to try to break the habbit of sparking up. A sensible diet and occasional exercise might help. Try to work out what make you want to go out for a cancer stick and then try to find ways to combat this.

Hope that helps and good luck
 
#5
Remove your left leg below the knee with a fountain pen and an Omlette pan, the pain will take away the cravings for cigarettes
 
#7
Glue your lips together with super glue.

OK you'll starve eventually but it will be in the comforting knowledge that you didnt smoke just before you pegged it. :twisted:

You didnt really expect too many serious answers did you? :lol:
 
#8
serious answers -on here??? yeah right :D

tried supergluing my lips together but then discovered an effective way of inhaling through my left nostril so dont think it would work for the second time - and the glue tends to wear off after about two hours or so.
 
#11
develop a bigger addiction to something else like crack , gambling or curly wurlies , and this will override your desire for nicotine.

oh f*ck it , have a fag , you might get hit by a bus tommorow :wink:
 
#12
nosh off all arrse blokes one after the other.

Cleopatra once (allegedly) noshed off an entire legion in one night,
she never complained about cigarette cravings. :twisted:

smoke blokes, not cigs :lol:
 
#13
put all your cigarette buts in a jam jar of water , then every time you crave a puff , simply take one out and dry it very carefully , hey presto , lung busting bliss !!!
 
#14
Shortfuse - you are like the devil sitting on my shoulder 8O

techtechtech - i have just pissed myself laffin in middle of office...but on this occasion i feel i must decline your splendid offer - as i am sure you fellas will be far to BIG for my mouth :wink:
 
#16
I quit almost 2 months ago, it does get better. A crave only lasts about 3 minutes so if you can hold out that long it'll subside. The craves will generally hit when you would have a cigarette by habit for me it was getting in the car after/ on the way to work.


Then again I quit cold turkey. I dont envy you quitting cigarettes then quitting the nicotine.

One site I found helped was :
http://www.msnusers.com/FreedomFromTobaccoQuitSmokingNow

Hope this helps:

Roadki11 - Free and Healing for One Month, Twenty Four Days, 16 Hours and 55 Minutes, while extending my life expectancy 1 Day and 21 Hours, by avoiding the use of 547 nicotine delivery devices that would have cost me £130.22.
 
#17
yeah but fcuk cold turkey!!!

I have an online support document which is tailor made for fag ash lils like me - and it calculated that out of a 12 month period i spend a whole month just smoking! lol - thats feckin 'orrible
 
#18
Each time you fancy a fag run up to your boss and lamp him then blame it on the cravings................. :lol:
 
#19
I've been giving up for 12 months now....or at least that's what I told Mrs Dees.

I tried Hypnotherapy about 7 years ago, which was good, but was aimed solely at cigarettes. a couple of months later, at a black tie dinner, the cigars came round and a smoked one without thinking. Smoked small cigars like cigarettes after that. Still don't like cigarettes though, so there must be something in it.

I found that the Nicorrette Nasal Spray is most effective....haven't had a cigar for....oooh....days now.

I found that the best incentive was 5 year old daughter saying, "Daddy, when I grow up, and you are dead because you smoke, can I have a pony?"

Bloody kids.

But I do find that a pint in one hand is not right without a cigar in the the other.

And how will we ever get through the Arrse Xmas Party without a smoke MoodyB?

8O
 
#20
i dunno micky...maybe we should stick about 20 patches each on ourselves to keep the cravings atbay - either that or huddle in the toilets chaining the buggers and then pretending to everyone that we have not had one drag - honest :wink:
 

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