It will never happen no matter how low those f*ckwits in Westminster sink, but we Arrsers can dream. So if Her Majesty were to get the driving seat and was able to dole out ministerial responsibility to the Royal Family, who do you think will get the portfolios ? I think Princess Anne would be OK on Country Stuff so DEFRA is her bit whilst her daughter gets Min for Sport (and will help no end with one of my [ahem !] current fantasies). Charles of course would be into local planning and building etc, however, I think Foreign Secretary would be a mistake for Phil the Greek (though it would be interesting to watch). If it's been done before, sorry, couldn't be arrsed checking. Over to you arrsers.