I found this poster all over the street in Garmisch-Partenkirchen. At first i thought Maxy boy might be offering a service however it turns out he's running for mayor. Theres loads of scope for slogans in his campaign "A Good Bloke with a FIRM STROKE" would give out the right message. Imagine how bloody cruel it would have been if his parents had moved to the UK whilst he was at school! If i were him, i'd take my revenge on the world by having 3 children and naming them Soapy Tit, Dog and Pokey Bum respectively. Comedy German names, they never get tiring!