Giving it some stick

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBigUn, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. Local Rag news story...

    The paramedics and the police deserve a pate on the back for their efforts. :roll:
  2. Mr Short.Any relation to you know who?

    And also ironic,given the way de foie gras is made!
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Typical of Middlesborough! neither Geordie nor Tyke, and always trying to prove something. And, of course, bread and pate are quite foreign to them. Would like to see a photo of the female though, she seems to keep a good house.
  4. Moral of the story:

    Never hide the vodka.
  5. Concocted story obviously, I mean baguttes and pate. In Middlesbro', c'mon...
  6. I thought a Middlesborough baguette was an under age shag.
  7. :D :D :D
  8. And you perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on your driving test.
  9. I thought that was just for gay Padres 8O
  10. Coming from a smog ridden shitehole like that no wonder he deicded to pop off this mortal coil I'm just surprised it took him so long
  11. Was it 'brown bread'?

    ( :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: runs for cover)
  12. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    This story makes me very sad, infact I'm getting quite choked up about it.
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I suppose there is a crumb of comfort in that he was a crusty.
  14. That is very good. :lol: Not that you'd get goose liver pâté in Middlesbrough, pigs liver no doubt, quite fitting really.

    When I was reading this, my immediate thought was, what a cunt. Then I thought, that's not very nice, but didn't change my mind. Amazing how the moronic side of society today makes one think, 'fucking good riddance.'