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Giving head.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by old_fat_and_hairy, May 21, 2007.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Story in the press today of a woman who was celaning an industrial meat processing factory, and had an accident and was decapitated. That is a tragedy.
    The story about a takeaway curry exploding an a microwave on board an in-flight aeroplane is less seriously treated, although potentially the casualty total could have been much worse.
    Is exploding curry funnier than decapitation?
  2. Man you should be given a swift kick in the testes,

    I nearly broke my neck getting my trousers down in anticipation
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

    I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Have to send me a photo first! But, get in the que.
  5. I find the decapitation funnier.

    But, to be fair, I am mentally ill.

    I expect to be arrested momentarily by the gubmint as a person who 'has the potential for violence'

    See you in Broadmoor.
  6. The man who would be King?
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The potential for violence can be a major advantage for a soldier. If memory serves me, it was preferable to being a peace-loving non-agressive and violence hating hippy. But I could be wrong.
  8. You just think it's funny that Leicester got stuffed by Wasps, git :lol:
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A bit like some Friday nights I have experienced.
  10. I would put the head in a microwave - that would be funny. I reckon the eyes would pop out after a couple of minutes.
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    2mins 20 on a 650 watt model. And don't so much pop out as implode.
  12. my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

    Legion's btich:
    anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

  13. For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

    Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

    Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
  14. F'uck me, are you on the rag love?

    Lighten up woman and get a grip of yourself.
  15. Look, I am not a boring fcuking cnut, I am a fcuking boring cnut - there is a difference. And it is no joke, she reads these threads and wants to respond. This will be her last, she will have to open her own account.

    Legion's btich:
    se problemma merde tet he's great in bed all right.