Giving head.

old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
Story in the press today of a woman who was celaning an industrial meat processing factory, and had an accident and was decapitated. That is a tragedy.
The story about a takeaway curry exploding an a microwave on board an in-flight aeroplane is less seriously treated, although potentially the casualty total could have been much worse.
Is exploding curry funnier than decapitation?
 

Biped

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#3
They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
hedgie said:
Man you should be given a swift kick in the testes,

I nearly broke my neck getting my trousers down in anticipation
Have to send me a photo first! But, get in the que.
 
#6
Biped said:
They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
The man who would be King?
 

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#7
The potential for violence can be a major advantage for a soldier. If memory serves me, it was preferable to being a peace-loving non-agressive and violence hating hippy. But I could be wrong.
 
#8
Praetorian said:
Biped said:
They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
The man who would be King?
You just think it's funny that Leicester got stuffed by Wasps, git :lol:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#9
Mr_Deputy said:
Praetorian said:
Biped said:
They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
The man who would be King?
Afghan game called Buzkashi. Great book about it called Les Cavalliers or The Horsemen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi
A bit like some Friday nights I have experienced.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#11
Legion_n_aire said:
I would put the head in a microwave - that would be funny. I reckon the eyes would pop out after a couple of minutes.
2mins 20 on a 650 watt model. And don't so much pop out as implode.
 
#12
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.
 
#13
Legion_n_aire said:
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
 
#15
Moodybitch said:
Legion_n_aire said:
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
Look, I am not a boring fcuking cnut, I am a fcuking boring cnut - there is a difference. And it is no joke, she reads these threads and wants to respond. This will be her last, she will have to open her own account.

Legion's btich:
se problemma merde tet he's great in bed all right.
 
#17
Moodybitch said:
Legion_n_aire said:
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
Hey Moody, show some love and compassion, it's obvious that this illiterate queg is having some split personality gender issues.

I wonder if he gets changed into his special women's clothing to write the 'bitch' parts of his posts?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#18
flowers said:
Moodybitch said:
Legion_n_aire said:
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
Hey Moody, show some love and compassion, it's obvious that this illiterate queg is having some split personality gender issues.

I wonder if he gets changed into his special women's clothing to write the 'bitch' parts of his posts?
Oh god, I hope so. I find it strangely exciting.
 
#19
flowers said:
Moodybitch said:
Legion_n_aire said:
my btich has something useless to add to this thread.

Legion's btich:
anns top tips put a toad in the microwave leave to expand and it can be used as an eraser.

For fcuk sake you and your stupid "joke" - it is dull as fcuk.

Once wasn't even funny - but you do this on every single post you make.

Go and hang yourself you boring fcuking cnut.
Hey Moody, show some love and compassion, it's obvious that this illiterate queg is having some split personality gender issues.

I wonder if he gets changed into his special women's clothing to write the 'bitch' parts of his posts?
Sounds like the voice of exprerience there. Do you look good in red?
 
#20
Trevelez said:
Praetorian said:
Biped said:
They are both hilarious, but decapitation is more fun. You've at least got a 'ball' to play footie with aftwerwards. It's a national sport in some countries.

I believe that Polo is based on decapitation footie.
The man who would be King?
You just think it's funny that Leicester got stuffed by Wasps, git :lol:
I think its funny as fuck!

Not as funny as Vickery and Corry trading punches though.
 

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