If at first you don't succeed........ surely there is some kind of youth worker type who will more than happily organise something for you? How about hiring out the beach cafe or something - beach disco and all that? Thinking a bit bigger, how about a mini Cafe del Cyp?
Drugs.......that's what the kids of today need! None of your mamby pamby 'hash' etc! Get straight in at the top kid.....Class A hallucinegenics........40 Regals and half a dozen cans of White Lightening.....and a kebab.........by fcuk you'll know you've had a good night out!
Now stop your whining and get those dishes done before your mum gets back.
PS. If someone does know of an under 18's disco........l'd be interested!