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Give Derbyshire a coastline

Wales or Lincoln to make way for Derbyshire coastline

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  • Wales

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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#1
Obviously the residents of Derbyshire have for too long been with out a coastline. The only question is whether to get rid of Lincolnshire or Wales and Birmingham to help these poor people.
 
#3
You leave Brummagem alone, we are in enough trouble as it is. Anyway, we are to far above sea level for it to work. If you drown Brum, you will lose all of Warwickshire and Worcestershire as well. :D
 
#4
Mr_Deputy said:
We the peep-ull of Daaaaar-buh didu' know we didu' 'ave a corrsstline and we wudun knurr what te do wi one if we 'ad one. So...nurr thanks we don' nidd it.
Everybody needs low value casinos on a crappy beach and shops selling beach balls, spades, toy guns, real guns and 13 year old girls. Why do you think people go to Scarborough?
 
#5
Why the fcuk does Derbyshire need a coastline? By all means drown the whole of Lincolnshire. Nobody would miss that. But Derbyshire is probably fine as it is. (Unless taboo wants to be able to sit on her back step and see the sea as she necks taboos quietly on a sunny evening)

As for Wales, that is God's own country and is perfect as it is.
 
#6
Ffyll said:
Mr_Deputy said:
We the peep-ull of Daaaaar-buh didu' know we didu' 'ave a corrsstline and we wudun knurr what te do wi one if we 'ad one. So...nurr thanks we don' nidd it.
Everybody needs low value casinos on a crappy beach and shops selling beach balls, spades, toy guns, real guns and 13 year old girls. Why do you think people go to Scarborough?
To make them feel good about living somewhere else?
 
#7
Magdovus said:
Ffyll said:
Mr_Deputy said:
We the peep-ull of Daaaaar-buh didu' know we didu' 'ave a corrsstline and we wudun knurr what te do wi one if we 'ad one. So...nurr thanks we don' nidd it.
Everybody needs low value casinos on a crappy beach and shops selling beach balls, spades, toy guns, real guns and 13 year old girls. Why do you think people go to Scarborough?
To make them feel good about living somewhere else?
How miserable. Look I can't believe people don't support my great idea. I have visited Derbyshire at least twice and it definitely needs a coastline, end of.
 
#9
Half the population of Derbysire already think they have a coastline at Carsington Water and many of those think the other side is the Americas, the word insular is almost as understated there as it is in Sheffield where they think the universe ends at the M1. I only pop in and out Derby for work on the (thankfully) odd occasion, never ask for directions unless you want to be greeted with that "there be dragons" stare.
 
#11
chieftiff said:
Half the population of Derbysire already think they have a coastline at Carsington Water and many of those think the other side is the Americas, the word insular is almost as understated there as it is in Sheffield where they think the universe ends at the M1. I only pop in and out Derby for work on the (thankfully) odd occasion, never ask for directions unless you want to be greeted with that "there be dragons" stare.
Oi!!Bloody nice we are ya know!Even if most do talk like Mr deputy :wink:

Dragons stare? :eek:

Carsington water?I always thought staunton harold on my doorstep was the coastline.It as boats :D
 
#12
But if you got rid of Lincolnshire, then all the portugeuse and poles who have moved there will come to your county and steal your underpaid crap jobs! Leave them where they are in the arrse end of the country and get rid of wales if derbyshire is in desparate need of a coastline!
 
#13
taboo said:
Dragons stare? :eek:
Here be Dragons



Obviously living in Rutland I can afford to be a bit stuck up about our near neighbours who hail from Derbyshire, it's all part of the outrageous council tax rule. :wink:

I've spent a fair bit of time staring at the pretty narrowboats near you at Zouch (whilst I wait at the bloody roadworks to miss my Aberdeen bound plane at the airport)
 
#14
Debris - shire: Went to boarding school there and thought it was a very nice place; some very picturesque cundry soide.

What's that accent all about? I visited Buxton recently, School Old Boys' Do, and they make me, a Yorkshireman, sound positively well spoken.

Flooding the county would get rid of the more comon parts (Derby & Chesterfield) and leave the best bits.
 
#15
I like Rutland so maybe we could get somebody to raise it up a bit when Derbyshire gets flooded. I don't think it was any coincidence that 'The League of Gentlemen' was made near Glossop.

I reckon Cheshire should get it as well.
 
#16
chieftiff said:
taboo said:
Dragons stare? :eek:
Here be Dragons



Obviously living in Rutland I can afford to be a bit stuck up about our near neighbours who hail from Derbyshire, it's all part of the outrageous council tax rule. :wink:

I've spent a fair bit of time staring at the pretty narrowboats near you at Zouch (whilst I wait at the bloody roadworks to miss my Aberdeen bound plane at the airport)
How rude.My son is based near rutland i do hope he doesnt come home with any bad habits.Unless he wants to bring me something tasty to feast on. :wink:
 
#17
I'm thinking a flood plain right from the M6 Eastwards, ditto at from Hilton Park services Northwards.

Oh and take out the Thanes Barrier and allow the cesspit behind it to flood too. Natural selection. Can you swim? No? Tough.
 
#18
Do Lincolnshire over as long as you transplant The Bluebell near RAF Coningsby and The Lincolnshire Poacher in Spalding over to Norfolk or Notts.

The only two pubs in Lincs. worth bothering with, if it's going to be destruction of Lincs., before the deluge, can I bags Nuking Skeggy?


Conversely, if it's Wales that gets the chop, can I napalm Ely?

Coming to think of it i'd rather have Wales eradicated, starting off by making the Rhondda Valley a theme park, lets call it "Armageddon Land", we could then move on to Barry, no finer place in the UK for testing new biological weapons and then hiding the deed with 200 foot of seawater...
 
#19
Ffyll said:
Everybody needs low value casinos on a crappy beach and shops selling beach balls, spades, toy guns, real guns and 13 year old girls. Why do you think people go to Scarborough?
We have Matlock Bath for that.
 

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#20
Good points about Wales BGJ with only one small problem regarding Barry. The inhabitants are not sufficiently human to enable proper scientific data to be gathered. By all means, if we need bio agents to wipe out ET or the Arkanas hillbilly clans...
 

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