Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Some girls beg, some girls borrow,
    some girls lead and some girls follow.
    Some bring joy and some bring sorrow,
    but the best girls just suck and swallow
  2. Then leave without hanging around
  3. If little girls are made of sugar and spice, how come mine tastes of tuna?
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Why do girls have periods?

    Because they deserve them.
  5. Because I eat tuna, so my jizz tastes of tuna
  6. The size of you, fatty, I would have thought your Jizz tastes of Sperm Whale.
  7. Some girls will, some girls won't
    Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
    Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
    Some say they will and some girls lie
  8. Some girls get raped, because they lie
  9. And quite rightly.
  10. "Girls girls girls" by Sailor