Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had far too many cocktails. Completely trollied and staggering home, as no taxi driver would stop for them, they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they slip behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her lucky trapping pants , used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing pricey Victoria's Secret and didn't want to ruin hers, so she grabbed a large ribbon from a wreath on a nearby grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These bloody girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night reeking of gin and gone Commando !" "Too right mate " said the other. "That's nothing - Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'