Girls, i gotta ask...

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by HardMan_wannabe, Mar 25, 2004.

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  1. So do birds prefer Army, Navy or Air Force lads? That's assuming they can find a straight Navy-boy or a Crab that doesn't think sex is a sin!
     
  2. Errrmmmm, from a personal point of view,.....

    ...... none of 'em!

    Gimme a man with some style..... and an Armani suit! :wink:
     
  3. you called :D
     
  4. I've got one too. I can even wear my dog tags with it if you want :wink:
     
  5. I said men,......... not 'boys'! :wink:
     
  6. again im still waiting :wink:
     

  7. ..... in your Armani suit?


    (with clean hands, perfectly manicured nails, clean shaven, smelling gorgeous, at or above 6ft 2ins in height, own hair and teeth, drop dead gorgeous?....... I doubt it! :D )
     
  8. Boys! Boys!
    How dare you :evil:

    I'll have you know I am a man of fine standing and character. Just ask Jash.

    We do however like to have a good laugh. Or GSOH as the lonely hearts columns that you read call it. :D
     
  9. so thats what GSOH means, cheers that should make it easier getting a date for the 17th!

    Up standing character and M_star is not a combination id normally use :p :D
     
  10. m-star......


    I'm extremely choosy my dear, a lonely hearts column is the last place I would need to be looking for a man,........


    ..... I wouldn't even consider it!









    (Ahem,.... I don't have to! :wink: )
     
  11. Thats right, she just pops round my gaff when she wants a load blowing over her.

    I pretend not to charge her just so she feels wanted, but I rifle her purse when she dissapears to wash Harry Monk off
     

  12. Only in your wildest dreams darling! :roll:


    (ps:don't tell them what we really get up to though! :wink: )
     
  13. Checklist: -

    Armani suit - Will Hugo Boss do instead :?:
    Clean hands - Check
    Perfectly manicured nails - Not perfect, but not bad
    Clean Shaven - Check
    Smelling Gorgeous - Check (Burberry Touch)
    At or above 6ft 2ins - Nope sorry 5'11"
    Own hair and teeth - Check
    Drop dead gorgeous - Well I'm not one to boast but....


    Will I do :?:

    PS How much? :wink:

    PPS Only joking
     
  14. Armani suit - Will Hugo Boss do instead (No, but his son might! :p )
    Clean hands - Check
    Perfectly manicured nails - Not perfect, but not bad (Too much effort to get them perfect?)
    Clean Shaven - Check
    Smelling Gorgeous - Check (Burberry Touch) (Burberry 'Weekend' is so much nicer! Failing that, Chanel 'Allure' for men.... is good!)
    At or above 6ft 2ins - Nope sorry 5'11" (Shorty! :wink: )
    Own hair and teeth - Check
    Drop dead gorgeous - Well I'm not one to boast but.... (Well? :D )

    Will I do
    PS How much? (Whattttttttttt? 8O )
    PPS Only joking (You better be,....... otherwise AuntyStella will rifle my purse in his next outrageous dream! :roll: )
     
  15. think ill do

    Checklist: -

    Armani suit - Got
    Clean hands - Got
    Perfectly manicured nails - Well clean and cut em last night
    Clean Shaven - Definitely
    Smelling Gorgeous - Smelling of King of shaves at moment
    At or above 6ft 2ins - im close if u count the chair im standing on
    Own hair and teeth - yep
    Drop dead gorgeous - so im told

    ps do i get a look in if not any less fussy offers ?