Girls, i gotta ask...

#7
jash said:
again im still waiting :wink:

..... in your Armani suit?


(with clean hands, perfectly manicured nails, clean shaven, smelling gorgeous, at or above 6ft 2ins in height, own hair and teeth, drop dead gorgeous?....... I doubt it! :D )
 
#8
BriteGirlie said:
I said men,......... not 'boys'! :wink:
Boys! Boys!
How dare you :evil:

I'll have you know I am a man of fine standing and character. Just ask Jash.

We do however like to have a good laugh. Or GSOH as the lonely hearts columns that you read call it. :D
 
#9
so thats what GSOH means, cheers that should make it easier getting a date for the 17th!

Up standing character and M_star is not a combination id normally use :p :D
 
#10
m-star......


I'm extremely choosy my dear, a lonely hearts column is the last place I would need to be looking for a man,........


..... I wouldn't even consider it!









(Ahem,.... I don't have to! :wink: )
 
#11
Thats right, she just pops round my gaff when she wants a load blowing over her.

I pretend not to charge her just so she feels wanted, but I rifle her purse when she dissapears to wash Harry Monk off
 
#13
Checklist: -

Armani suit - Will Hugo Boss do instead :?:
Clean hands - Check
Perfectly manicured nails - Not perfect, but not bad
Clean Shaven - Check
Smelling Gorgeous - Check (Burberry Touch)
At or above 6ft 2ins - Nope sorry 5'11"
Own hair and teeth - Check
Drop dead gorgeous - Well I'm not one to boast but....


Will I do :?:

PS How much? :wink:

PPS Only joking
 
#14
Armani suit - Will Hugo Boss do instead (No, but his son might! :p )
Clean hands - Check
Perfectly manicured nails - Not perfect, but not bad (Too much effort to get them perfect?)
Clean Shaven - Check
Smelling Gorgeous - Check (Burberry Touch) (Burberry 'Weekend' is so much nicer! Failing that, Chanel 'Allure' for men.... is good!)
At or above 6ft 2ins - Nope sorry 5'11" (Shorty! :wink: )
Own hair and teeth - Check
Drop dead gorgeous - Well I'm not one to boast but.... (Well? :D )

Will I do
PS How much? (Whattttttttttt? 8O )
PPS Only joking (You better be,....... otherwise AuntyStella will rifle my purse in his next outrageous dream! :roll: )
 
#15
think ill do

Checklist: -

Armani suit - Got
Clean hands - Got
Perfectly manicured nails - Well clean and cut em last night
Clean Shaven - Definitely
Smelling Gorgeous - Smelling of King of shaves at moment
At or above 6ft 2ins - im close if u count the chair im standing on
Own hair and teeth - yep
Drop dead gorgeous - so im told

ps do i get a look in if not any less fussy offers ?
 
#16
So where's all the pics to prove the 'drop dead gorgeous' theory?


Oh, I forgot,.......

No tattoos! (or at least not on the hands, neck, face)

A good command of the English language!

An excellent sense of humour! (believe me, you'd need one)

Somebody who is tolerant enough to put up with my crap! :wink:

An IQ that would put AuntyStella to shame (yes, he does actually have one! :p )



Am I being too choosy now? :roll:
 
#18
Oh, I forgot,.......

No tattoos! (or at least not on the hands, neck, face) check

A good command of the English language! im lancastrian so my english is perfect

An excellent sense of humour! (believe me, you'd need one) definitely

Somebody who is tolerant enough to put up with my crap! :wink: youll have to put up with mine which involves making a tit of my self in public regulary

An IQ that would put AuntyStella to shame (yes, he does actually have one! :p ) easily



Am I being too choosy now? yes cos im getting bored might try finding a 19yr old student nympho much less effort
 

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