Girls Aloud

#1
Saw some of their gig over the weekend on Sky.
Does it matter that they cannot actually sing?
Some of their efforts were off key and flat.Or are they just for looking at,except the ginger one obviously.
 
#3
And Girls Aloud are who exactly? And please don't tell me to google cos I cannot be arrsed
 
#4
vvaannmmaann said:
Saw some of their gig over the weekend on Sky.
Does it matter that they cannot actually sing?
Some of their efforts were off key and flat.Or are they just for looking at,except the ginger one obviously.
The ginger one is my sister. Zip it.
 
#5
I'd burst her ginger backdoor given half a chance, she ain't bad at all, ginger pubes .......mmmmm
 
#6
Dogdrool said:
And Girls Aloud are who exactly? And please don't tell me to google cos I cannot be arrsed
So you coudn't be arsed to type ten characters, but you managed to make yourself look a cock by typing over 70.
Well done bellend.
 
#8
sandmanfez said:
Dogdrool said:
And Girls Aloud are who exactly? And please don't tell me to google cos I cannot be arrsed
So you coudn't be arsed to type ten characters, but you managed to make yourself look a cock by typing over 70.
Well done bellend.
You actually counted how many characters he'd typed and you're calling him a bellend? :D
 
#9
The only songs I know by Girls Aloud are 'The Ace of Spades' and 'Master of Puppets' as I turn the sound down on the telly and put some metal on whenever their videos appear...
 
#10
sandmanfez said:
Dogdrool said:
And Girls Aloud are who exactly? And please don't tell me to google cos I cannot be arrsed
So you coudn't be arsed to type ten characters, but you managed to make yourself look a cock by typing over 70.
Well done bellend.
Probably cos I have nothing better to do this morning, and you mush are also a bellend for pointing out that I typed over 70 characters to make myself look a ccok, Did you actually count them them? have you had your medication yet?
Window licker.
 
#12
cuckingfunt said:
sandmanfez said:
Dogdrool said:
And Girls Aloud are who exactly? And please don't tell me to google cos I cannot be arrsed
So you coudn't be arsed to type ten characters, but you managed to make yourself look a cock by typing over 70.
Well done bellend.
You actually counted how many characters he'd typed and you're calling him a bellend? :D
A few seconds of my time is well worth it if I can get a bite. Who knows, some times these things start small and escalate. By this time tomorrow he could be hurling himself in front of a train.
Choo choo! :D
 
#14
Slagging off a girl(or boy)band for lacking musical talent is a bit like saying Stallone should have used live rounds during the 50. cal scene in Rambo.

As long as those who choose to watch enjoy the show, what's the drama?
 
#17
Guess their oral skills are second to none :) I wonder which one of them would be the loudest after dispensing of the creme de l'creme inside the tunnel of luuuuuurve

Suggestions for serving desert

Cheryl: Fast and Hard entry pref from the rear

Nadine: a tad slow to the sound of Swan Lake playing in the background, on soft silky sheets

Nicola: Fast and Frenzied on a 4 poster bed

Sarah: Nice and easy and slow

Kimberley: facial defo recommended and messy and dirty, fast and furious,

Cheers
 
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syledis

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#18
I quite like the Ginger one, she would get a sympathy shag anyday, but i am so sick of seeing "national treasure" Cheryl Cole everywhere, she is a munter.
 
#19
I think they're all munters. Pigshit thick, fame hungry, talentless, over made up munters. They only serve as a reminder to other young girls that they too can achieve fame, money and a footballer for a husband, even if they do have to drop out of school at 14 for being terminally stupid.
I used to quite like like the Kimberley one, as at least her accent wasn't quite as screechily bad as the others, and she weighed more than 4 stone. But she now looks like she's been bathing in that atomic orange powder that they coat Wotsits in. Looks like she's been tangoed and now needs a good bath. 8O
 

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