Girlie biker bar

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by SgtH, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,'Hey,
    you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
    says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair
    -- given that you are blind that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
    and mutters,

    'Nah . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'