Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by mush_dad, Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. My girlfriend climbed on my lap, facing me on the sofa last night.

    "Is that a bone I feel?" she winked.

    "Yeah," I replied. "It's the one that's just snapped in my leg, you fat cunt!"
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  2. I must learn to check who the OP is on these 'joke' threads so I don't pollute my brain with any more shite from this guy.
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  3. Well it does say above his avatar that he's a "member"
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  4. Took a while but I managed (only just) to stop that one going clean over my head!
  5. Chosen men??? My arse!!!!!!
  6. HHH

    HHH LE

    The jokes about girlfriends, not about you wanting to pick men to bum you !!
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  7. Have a close look at the avatar.

  8. Man shagging 30 stone girlfriend asks, can i turn the light off?

    Cutie say's, Why do you find me repulsive?

    No he replys. It's burning my arse!!!!!!
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  9. I used to go out with a girl who used to punch me every time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind to much until I found out she was faking them.
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  10. She's so fucking fat that it doesn't matter where you sit, she's still next to you.
  11. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    how do you fcuk a fat girl?
    roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
  12. Slap it hard and ride in on the waves

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  13. Your girlfriend's so big, she's got a glass eye with a fish swimming in it.
  14. Your wife's so massive, she's got smaller fat women orbiting her.
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  15. Just been to the doc and showed him my badly bruised cock, then explained I did it in a surfing accident, "Banged it on your board"? he asked, "Nope, the girlfriend walked into the bedroom and I had to slam my laptop quickly".
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