Girlfriend Test

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by A_Knocker_Till_The_End, Aug 27, 2006.

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  1. simple really................


    my doris failed miserably by the way :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  2. My Doris - not a chance in hell - her guts would get in the way
  3. I'd knock one out, chuck up plentiful man juice all over the floor before her, she slip forward and crack her nose on the wall with her ample boobies carefully 'saved' in my hand. Whether she'd pass anything or not I don't know but I'd get a free feel up and shoot my load. Tops.
  4. woo hoo I passed!!
  5. Prove it Welshbird - we want pics...
  6. sure, just a close up of the nose then?
  7. sure, just a close up of the nose then?
  8. well that will do for starters....

    or take it - of the nose - from above and include a healthy cleavage shot

  9. Okay so look over the shoulder then an arse cleavage from above.. got ya ;-)
  10. how about a gash shot as well.
  11. The problem is - if you just take a picture of the nose then we cant see that you have passed the test.

    Evidence of breasts and nose are required.

  12. Ah am a Navy type that word has totally different meaning... !
  13. yeah, well we dont want to see your rubbish. pick another meaning. :wink:
  14. ok then a cnut shot.
  15. shit i wish i had seen that before i got married