Girlfriend Software....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jan 24, 2006.

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  1. Aren't computers the absolute bestest things ever invented?

    I mean there's absolutle nothing out there on the internet you can't find..

    an int4egrated software programme that offers you pick-up lines, reminders to send text messages now and then, and a repository of such data as - er - shoe size -.. It ties everything together with services such as calls to cellphones during dates in cvase you're not enjoying yourself and need an ' out '..a yield calculator that crunches the numbers about various investments, her ' maintenance' levels, sexual encounters and the degree you care about hert and comes up with a bar graph illustrating how she measures up relation-ship wise to a preset standard...

    all kinds of goodies to make ' shopping around ' or getting it off/on much more of a science than an ' art '..