Girl offers her virginity to highest bidder.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Fcuking idiots! What does a tai chick cost these days?
     
  2. She can have two Bacardi breezers like everyone else and that's my final offer.
     
  3. A water buffalo !!
     
  4. A vodka red bull and a handkerchief that I think smells of Chloroform, do you? Is my standard outlay for a shag. £2.5 million can get get fucked!
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  6. As it's clearly established what she is , it's just the price we're haggling over.



    I'll start at half a bottle of Bacardi breezer, a boiled sweet and a copy of yesterdays Times.
     
  7. Ive been preciously guarding my chocolate starfish for decades.

    Now might be the time to cash it in .................hmm i wonder :cry:
     
  8. Some pictures of the over priced septic depository:
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  9. She's not bad but the price seems a bit steep. I wonder though if cash was not a problem anyone on here would pay up just to make it the most degrading and dispicable act of her young life ?
     
  10. At least this one is closer to home. :lol: Neither one is bad looking but they must be barking mad if they think someone's going to pay that much lettuce to poke 'em. :? I wouldn't pay more than the standard working girl rate for a slap and a tickle. :wink: :p After all, it's not like their pu$$ies are mink-lined and that sort of thing. :roll:
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Now, I'm not advocating anything illegal, like breaching of the trades descriptions act, BUT, what does it cost these days for a surgeon to fix a cherry?

    What I'm thinking is, grab any bint you like, and farm out her virginity for a cool couple of million, then quick nip, tuck and flap at £20,000 later, and you can then re-advertise for another cool couple of million. Not bad margins in anyone's books.

    Whaddyafink?
     
  12. anything for any cost, eh?