Girl dies after kissing boyfriends nuts.

#1
Here's a sad story with a moral to it.

In today's Torygraph it is reported that Christina Desforges, 15, died after kissing her boyfriend who in turn had been eating a peanut butter sandwich some hours beforehand. The poor girl had a severe nut allergy, and the traces on his lips (one assumes it was his lips) were enough to throw her into massive anaphylactic shock.
 
#2
Not really a funny title you've given this thread is it? Perhaps you should change it, this isn't the NAAFI after all
 
#4
Wells that's put me on a downer. And to think that I thought this was going to be funny.
 
#6
Even if it isnt the Naffi. It still is quite funny. Sad but funny. We are all soldiery types here and we all no the best way to deal with sad things is to laugh about them!!!
 
#9
A blowjob to die for boom boom!

I'll get my coat.....
 
#10
the_matelot said:
A blowjob to die for boom boom!

I'll get my coat.....
Are you the fat bloke on HMS Chatham?
 
#11
Can anyone explain where the current obsession with nut (and other) allergies has arisen from? When I was a kid (which isn't that long ago) you never heard of people dying from anaphylactic shock and the only well known allergy was hay fever. Are we just better informed these days or have we become a hypersensitive nation? Apart from a few obvious and tragic exceptions, I'm not sure the whole thing isn't just a case of neurotic parents labelling their kids with some spurious condition.
 
#12
Many people claim that they are allergic to certian things, yet at worst their constitution disagrees with them. If I assesed my allergic status in the same way as some of these spineless c*unts I would be allergic to alcohol.
 
#13
Queensman said:
the_matelot said:
A blowjob to die for boom boom!

I'll get my coat.....
Are you the fat bloke on HMS Chatham?
no i think its from HMS Bukkake
 
#14
jon1467 said:
Many people claim that they are allergic to certian things, yet at worst their constitution disagrees with them. If I assesed my allergic status in the same way as some of these spineless c*unts I would be allergic to alcohol.
Get your own Avatar you theiving git!
 
#16
Booty said:
Can anyone explain where the current obsession with nut (and other) allergies has arisen from? When I was a kid (which isn't that long ago) you never heard of people dying from anaphylactic shock and the only well known allergy was hay fever. Are we just better informed these days or have we become a hypersensitive nation? Apart from a few obvious and tragic exceptions, I'm not sure the whole thing isn't just a case of neurotic parents labelling their kids with some spurious condition.
Try this for a totally uninformed opinion with (probably) no basis in medical science.....

Take two modern trends - greatly reduced exposure to "potentially harmful" things such as germs, cold, dodgy food, dust, & anything else that may be bad for you or overcome a weak immune system.

Add in the fact that medical science now allows a lot of people who would, in the "old" days have been at best permanently sickly and at worst dead in infancy through unfortunate, but essentially natural, genetic pre-disposition to various illnesses.

You now have a breeding population which, without modern medicine, simply would NOT be breeding. But that's ok, cos modern medicine will control the illnesses this produces in their offspring. Who will therefore go on to breed.... Anyone see a pattern?

Not suggesting any form of selective breeding / cleansing of the gene pool etc - apart from anything else, we don't know nearly enough to be sure we'd get that right either. But accepting that illness and, sometimes, early death are, by and large, natural occurrances and usually happen for a reason would seem pretty common sense.

Bottom line, fcuk around too much with nature's processes and it's liable to fcuk you right back.
 
#17
Bottom line, fcuk around too much with nature's processes and it's liable to fcuk you right back.
Why did you not just say Karma, would of saved you half the trouble of writing a dissertation.

Chatham, there were few guys of the larger size on that baked bean can!
 
#18
Queensman said:
the_matelot said:
A blowjob to die for boom boom!

I'll get my coat.....
Are you the fat bloke on HMS Chatham?
To be fair.....the Fat Bloke on HMS Chatham at least did something reportably worthwhile during their unexpected stoppover in Sri Lanka........

As did the rest of the ship's crew.

Well done them I say.

Just an off-thread thought.....sorry. It's late.....and i'm stuck in Manchester.....bound to get a southerner tearful.....
 
#19
To be fair.....the Fat Bloke on HMS Chatham at least did something reportably worthwhile during their unexpected stoppover in Sri Lanka........

As did the rest of the ship's crew.
Local wh0res then the Wrens mess! Nothing is new :wink:
 
#20
Anya1982 said:
To be fair.....the Fat Bloke on HMS Chatham at least did something reportably worthwhile during their unexpected stoppover in Sri Lanka........

As did the rest of the ship's crew.
Local wh0res then the Wrens mess! Nothing is new :wink:
Totally unfair post....everyone knows that the Wrens Mess is far more diseased than the local whores.........but strangely....you didn't mention the nuns.....
 

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