Girl, 15, finds out parents are swingers when she turns on TV and sees mother in cage

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  1. A 15-year-old girl turned on the television and saw, to her shock, her parents cavorting in a programme about a swinger's club.

    The girl's mother was wearing stockings and suspenders and was in a cage while her father was dressed as Batman with a sex toy in his hand.
    The embarrassed couple in Germany tried to sue the broadcasting company RTL for massive damages, claiming emotional upset for their daughter.

    But the court rejected their claim and awarded them just £160 each in damages.
    'I understand your feelings and I would not like to be in your shoes,' said the chairman of the 9th Regional Court in Munich.
    But he turned down their claim for a large amount of compensation because he pointed out that they had gone voluntarily to the club and knew they were being filmed.
    The couple argued that they thought their features would be pixellated out.

    The production company admitted it had made this pledge to participants but said it had 'simply forgotten' to do so.
    If the couple wanted to contest the case further they would have had to bring their daughter into court to testify, said the presiding judge.

    According to German national paper Süddeutsche, the judge commented that the case was 'simply embarrassing'.
    The judge suggested that the production company and RTL pay the parents a small fee for their appearance and cover their legal expenses.
    The couple agreed to accept just £160 each and their legal costs.

    Read more: Embarrassed parents of girl, 15, who saw them swinging in sex club on TV programme win damages | Mail Online
  2. It's Germany. They've always been big on that sort of stuff there! :)
  3. You Sir, are gayer than a gay thing from gayville with a degree in gayness from gay university.
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  4. Not even for dwarf porn?!?!
  5. You were right first time. Gayer than a gay thing. All 4936 active ARRSE members reading this will guffaw loudly in synchronised sniggers at the gayness of it. Even us former crabs and we like the feel of nylon against our skin. :biggrin:
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  6. Jeeesus...

    I never realised 7 Sqn had been posted to Germany?

  7. When I was in an estate agents looking to buy a house, one of the partners came in and told me and his oppo, a story about how he had just come from measuring up a house that was going onto the market.
    The sellers were a pair of brothers in their thirties, and the house had belonged to their parents who had recently died.
    The brother who had let the estate agent in was surprised to find out that the house had a celler and even more surprised to find out that it contained a fully equiped bondage dungeon, complete with several videos of his elderly parents missbehaving.
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  8. SHe was lucky next week they were due to be the star turn at a Scat show.
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  9. I don't believe this for one moment, you made this up, I sincerely doubt you have ever been in an estate agents in your life
  10. Why aint you dead yet?
  11. At least he has some video footage of them, to remember them by.
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Awesome, fucking excellent present to leave the kids in the will.
  13. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

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