Bored to tears and just having a chat in our so called Lounge with a bunch of guys who were skiving off and after solving all the Political problems of Britain (and Rooney's foot injury !!) over a cup of tea and a biscuit the conversation turned to Sex as the tv came alive with porn, in fact the conversation ended up with us describing the most debauched acts we have committed with our Wives/Girlfriends/bits on the side. One lad (funnily enough an ex Squaddie) came up with the subject of Gipping at which he received a roomful of inquiring looks ... Gipping apparently involves a willing woman, some Bacon Rind and a piece of string. The Rind is wrapped in the string which is then swallowed by the woman who is then "energetically made love to" until the vinegar stroke is reached, at this point the string is then yanked out resulting in the woman going into all sorts of muscle spasms, this according to the ex squaddie "Makes her look like she's doing the funky chicken but feels fcuking fantastic" I am quite willing to believe this. But I am totally confused as to how he got a woman to agree to this, and as he is off on the early flight tomorrow I wont catch him to ask. Anyone heard of this or is he bulls**ting ??