Gingerbread

#1
This morning I was awoken at 6:45 by a three year old telling me she loved me. (its ok it was my daughter, not one out of the garage, I doubt they love me)

It was the other halfs turn for a lie in so I was lumbered with getting up and sorting her out.

07:05 she announces that she wants to make gingerbread men........ reluctantly and for a quiet life I ventured into the kitchen and conceded.

What a scream, decorating biscuits with icing and sweeties... childrens imaginations are amazing.



We made one with a big champ and another in a thong with Norks...

I got to thinking, and out our very own 'Wheelchairwarrior' I've grown quite fond of him, so fashioned a biscuit for him



The Frau isn't talking to me.......
 
#6
Bleeding heck ! Its frightningly accurate, apart from the wedding tackle missing .PMSL at this and now have to get breakfast out my nose.
keep up the good work MDN.
WW
 
#7
Oh and ,er what do I taste like ? :D :D :D sweet or salty ??
WW
 
#8
I did a Simon Weston one, but its still in the oven
 
#10
Can I suggest a Girl Guide-style gingerbread cookie fund raising venture, decorated by your own (possibly unclean) hand? I for one would pay top dollar for a box or two. Perhaps leash the little 'un into a bit of slave labour to meet the demand?
 
#11
Why not make a nine inch marzipan wanger?

There can be nothing more a proud father wants than to see his toddler deep throating a large confectionery c0ck.


Shortly before giving them the real deal.
 
#12
You could at least have produced some of your own icing for the biscuits. She'd have wolfed them down if they were coated in Daddy's special icing
 
#15
Do you reckon Weston likes pork crackling or does he just pull his fingernails out and scoff them?
 

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#16
Ozgerbobble said:
Do you reckon Weston likes pork crackling or does he just pull his fingernails out and scoff them?
You bustards, I'm in pain at this thread!
 
#17
Simon took a while to cool down, but still managed a smile, a wave and a pretty flag for us.

 
#19
minister_doh_nut said:
Simon took a while to cool down, but still managed a smile, a wave and a pretty flag for us.

You're going to hell for that one! :D
 
#20
MDN, you're one sick puppy & will surely rot in hell, But 'king funny.
whats the best way to clean LCD screens?
 

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