Gingerbread

[Mighty_doh_nut]

This morning I was awoken at 6:45 by a three year old telling me she loved me. (its ok it was my daughter, not one out of the garage, I doubt they love me)

It was the other halfs turn for a lie in so I was lumbered with getting up and sorting her out.

07:05 she announces that she wants to make gingerbread men........ reluctantly and for a quiet life I ventured into the kitchen and conceded.

What a scream, decorating biscuits with icing and sweeties... childrens imaginations are amazing.

We made one with a big champ and another in a thong with Norks...

I got to thinking, and out our very own 'Wheelchairwarrior' I've grown quite fond of him, so fashioned a biscuit for him

The Frau isn't talking to me.......

 

[Rackcatchplunger]

Nice one doh-nut.

just a minute while clean the coffee from my screen!

 

[fairmaidofperth]

Nice one doh-nut.

just a minute while I clean the coffee from my screen!

ditto lol!!!

 

[buggrit]

ROFL!!

You need to make a little gingerbread speech bubble and put MMllllaaaarrrr!! on it

 

[RFUK]

I've finally stopped laughing enough to post. Fcuk me, if I had a heart condition I'd be long gone.

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Bleeding heck ! Its frightningly accurate, apart from the wedding tackle missing .PMSL at this and now have to get breakfast out my nose.
keep up the good work MDN.
WW

 

[wheelchairwarrier]

Oh and ,er what do I taste like ? sweet or salty ??
WW

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

I did a Simon Weston one, but its still in the oven

 

[dui-lai]

What about one of that woman who is now on a plinth in Trafalgar square?? Small legs, no arms and ugly as sin!!

 

[milsum]

Can I suggest a Girl Guide-style gingerbread cookie fund raising venture, decorated by your own (possibly unclean) hand? I for one would pay top dollar for a box or two. Perhaps leash the little 'un into a bit of slave labour to meet the demand?

 

[Geordie_Blerk]

Why not make a nine inch marzipan wanger?

There can be nothing more a proud father wants than to see his toddler deep throating a large confectionery c0ck.


Shortly before giving them the real deal.

 

[Ozgerbobble]

You could at least have produced some of your own icing for the biscuits. She'd have wolfed them down if they were coated in Daddy's special icing

 

[Cait]

She'd have wolfed them down if they were coated in Daddy's special icing

Nah, she spits.

 

[eSeL]

How's that Simon Weston one coming on?

 

[Ozgerbobble]

Do you reckon Weston likes pork crackling or does he just pull his fingernails out and scoff them?

 

[ugly]

Do you reckon Weston likes pork crackling or does he just pull his fingernails out and scoff them?

You bustards, I'm in pain at this thread!

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

Simon took a while to cool down, but still managed a smile, a wave and a pretty flag for us.

 

[Mighty_Blighty]

Simon took a while to cool down, but still managed a smile, a wave and a pretty flag for us.

Wrong, very wrong - but i just hosed my monitor with Stella

 

[the_matelot]

Simon took a while to cool down, but still managed a smile, a wave and a pretty flag for us.

You're going to hell for that one!

 

[Boxy]

MDN, you're one sick puppy & will surely rot in hell, But 'king funny.
whats the best way to clean LCD screens?