Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Daniel Craig after Midnight!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Noir, Jul 29, 2010.

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  1. Come nightfall, just down the street at gay bar Roosterfish, "James Bond" star Daniel Craig was spotted with a male pal, enjoying cocktails and a cover band. Dressed in a black suit, Craig greeted numerous fans and even attempted some dance moves. He was seen in the same situation there (Roosterfish bar) a couple of years ago with Michael C Hall of Dexter. It shouldn't change your view on him. Sadly, I'm realistic enough to acknowledge that it will have an effect on other people would it undermine the foundation of the franchise?

    Ironically, Daniel Craig is superior over Brosnan by a country mile. When Craig became Bond, Bond became a male once again.

  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    He's an actor, it's hardly surprising.
  3. I was thinking exactly about that when wondering why eyesore Craig is Much more sexy than handsome Brosnan. My conclusion is his skills as an actor to study male sexuality and watch carefully all the homoerotic gestures to make the charachter tick plays in his favor big time. He simply knows what makes Man sexy. He wasn't afraid to play gay lover in Love Is The Devil making bed scenes with Derek Jacobi.

    Hot scene with off-putting Greek bird in Casino Royale

  4. Questions.
    Noir, are you:

    1. A man who is delighted that he is gay as there may be a chance of getting scuttled?

    2. A man who is delighted he gay is as it means he wont be muscling in on potential fuck buddies?

    3. A woman who delighted he is gay because gay men are a womans best friend?

    4. A woman who is gutted he is gay because now you have no chance of being nailed by James Bond?

    Just wondering as it's not really clear what the overall point is.
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Woah there, have I just unwittingly been lured into some sort of gay off? Your in depth knowledge and study of Daniel Craig is somewhat disturbing, however before you commit to a full queering contest, I should warn you that I was a Destroyer rating in the Royal Navy.

    I could out gay Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Alan Carr combined.
  6. who gives a fuck
  7. If Mr Craig has decided that he now Bats for Lancashire then that's up to him. Each to their own and all that. But if the scurrulous accusations are actually true and his Beard is now surplus to requirements, would he mind awfully if I scuttle her?


  8. It's a rumour site and we're in the Naafi bar.....does there have to be a point.
  9. Cheers, you twat. I now have a very unsavoury image lodged in my head.
  10. Can`t for the life of me see what is off putting about the bubble bint, but I suppose now that you come to mention it that Craig does look a bit of a poofter.
  11. Woah there, don't be bringing Lancashire into this! None of us wanted Blackpool ok, it was just inherited.
  12. The cut of his trousers shows that he favours braces. Surely that makes him a 'giver'?
  13. He's got a pulse, who cares.
  14. he likes the pain that is delivered when the straps are pulled back and let go, clearly that makes him a taker!
  15. Nah, Daniel Craig just SO doesn't do it for me. Too pretty.