Gillian of Sudan to be Army Advisor?

#1
As she is now back safe and sound and we are ramping up to deploy to Darfur, Could Gillian be best used as an advisor on Sudanese matters to the MOD. She is well used to talking to 5 year olds so it seems an ideal role.
 

engr172

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#2
:D :D :D :D like it!!
 
#3
could probably sort out fres while she's at it
sorry this plan isn't very good its the naughty step for you :twisted:
 
#5
She could advise Little David Milibland on the cultural sensitivity and hearts and minds aspects of any campaign, reconstruction to consist of distributing copies of educational materials such as The Hungry Caterpillar (halal version) and Little Miss Burqa to children. No bombs or bullets required, the stern statesmanlike JFKesque speeches that our Foreign Secretary will be giving at the UN will do the trick!
 
#6
MrPVRd said:
She could advise Little David Milibland on the cultural sensitivity and hearts and minds aspects of any campaign, reconstruction to consist of distributing copies of educational materials such as The Hungry Caterpillar (halal version) and Little Miss Burqa to children. No bombs or bullets required, the stern statesmanlike JFKesque speeches that our Foreign Secretary will be giving at the UN will do the trick!
does the halal version come bobytrapped already :twisted:
 
#7
Swiss has enough thieving scouse b'tards in the PLP as it is...
 

Biped

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#9
Now, about those jam-jars . . .
 

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