Gillian McKeith


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Just sat watching "You Are What You Eat" on Channel Four, and it has occurred to me MORE than once that that skinny little freak, that presents it, is ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with kack.

Matter of fact, I would go as far as to say that her life seems to revolve around shite - she goes on about it that much.

Any other comments from y'all?


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This woman is absolutely awful. I've just sat through her ridiculous programme (Mrs C was watching it!)Does anyone take this crap seriously. Wow, fat people lose weight if they watch their diets for 8 weeks.
I have always disliked the ginger harridan, her Wikipedia entry makes interesting reading - Quack

In particular I like the quote

We are appalled. I think it is obvious she hasn't a clue about nutrition. In fact her advice, if followed to the limit, could be dangerous.

from the Senior Dietician of the British Dietic Association. Not to mention the other disparaging quotes which litter the article and all the other information that comes out from a simple googling of her name. Why is the media still prepared to offer employment to this charlatan?


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Not that I would but you would probably get a running commentary on the calories you were losing while you were doing the ... :hump: :donut: mmmm


I believe it was Paul McKenna that said

"If you are what you eat then Gillian McKeith must have eaten Gollum from Lord of the Rings".



I watched it as well & the thing that really pished me off was her atttude!Especially when she startd going thru the dad's kitchen cupboards!!So there were a few bags of crisp's in there! (ok,120ish bags of crisps...) but he has a kid ffs! I'll bet the kid woul'nt like a broccoli milkshake!!!If she come around my gaff & done that,she'd end up wearing said milkshake!!
She's a evil little ginger minger obsessed with 'poo' who throws a strop when she does'nt get her way!
mind you she only picks on fat munters who volunteered to be made fools of
they deserve what they get.
anyone want to help me on the squaddie diet eat any old shite you like and drink to excess but get beasted up and down a hill with a load of kit on soon lose weight :twisted:
I'd like to see her on pro-celebrity boxing, up against someone like Ricky Hatton.

A loathsome woman.


I love it how she got her Doctorate online from some
obscure american university (Surely thats walting to a big degree)
and she is STILL on TV.

She should be on QVC selling laxatives and whizz!

'Poo Woman Smeared on Arrse'.

Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?


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birduk said:
I believe it was Paul McKenna that said

"If you are what you eat then Gillian McKeith must have eaten Gollum from Lord of the Rings".

She walked past me once on the Strand whilst i was necking a Magners her bloke was lugging a big feck off suitcase and she was nagging the shite out of him.
She is titchy as well as minging!
Oh, I don't know. It is what is needed to teach people how to eat properly. Since successive governments have decided that it isn't important to teach this sort of thing in school.

Quite interesting really. Of course I don't share her facination with poo but.... she could sniff mine any day.


She also has a hunchback. Notice the always flattering camera angle.

The only reason she is a fat nazi is because she herself used to be so fat she had to take a mate with her to the loo to catch her arrse when she dropped her kecks. It's like an ex smoker they turn fanatical.

If there are overweight mugs who want to be humiliated by the cacky fingered witch on national TV then let them get on with it

Maybe her obsession with plop comes from her playing with it or eating it in the bedroom.
Here's another complaint made about McKeith to the Advertising Standards Authority:

"COMPLAINT: An advertisement for the book You Are What You Eat by Dr Gillian McKeith, which featured her on the front cover, was shown in the commercial break following the programme You Are What You Eat, in which she appeared. The advertisement featured her voice saying 'Hi. This is Gillian McKeith. Please be sure to get my new You Are What You Eat cookbook with over 150 delicious recipes. Available now at booksellerseverywhere'.

It was scheduled as the second advertisement in the break. A viewer complained that the advertisement contravened the rules on scheduling as it featured, in picture and voice, a person who had also appeared in the preceding programme.

ADJUDICATION: Complaint upheld

Get a grip chaps - TELEVISION IS CRAP

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