If you won the Euro Lottery this Friday as I have decided I am going to, what gifts would you buy for fellow arrsers? Just a few of mine gifts would be: Stacker - A full length mirror so he could argue with himself Sluggy - A dog with two functioning eyes and a reliable boyfriend for her not the dog! FiveAlpha - An anger management course Cuddles - Some history books and a membership in a brothel specialising in gwars Auld Yin - Some books to review TheIronDuke - An old engine of his choosing Taff49 - A wooden shed Oldnotbold - Lots of ingredients so she came keep the cakes flowing Tropper - Nothing as he has invented everything Jarrod - A weekend away in any renowned gay city Afghan Kandak - A oneway ticket to any Muslim country of his choosing BigBird67 - Lots of food. Oh better forget that one, the prize is only £170 odd million and would run out quickly Cernunnos - A flat close to his abode so that he can install more lesbians/women of ill repute and update us with his adventures JoeyDeacon - A night with a prostitute so he can loose his virginity B and T - A few weeks in a clinic to cure him of his involuntary sex fetish for the good of all woman kind The Iron - A season ticket at Scunthorpe United. I dont know why he deserves the punishment but he does Sixty - Some nice new slippers and perhaps a rug to keep his knees warm in his advanced years Oldsnowy - as per sixty above eodmatt - membership of any "lady" club he requires in some far eastern fleshpot city Locretia Borzia - Lots of gin and a non porridge wog husband Hector Chavez V - Lots of coke, a roll mat and a camera to record one of his sessions The list is endless but what would you buy for whom with your winnings?