Gifts for a new raspberry

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  1. Ok gents, a very good mate have mine that has been working in new Zealand as skydiving instructor has had a bad day in the office and is now facing life in a wheelchair!

    He is in hospital and is going to be stuck there for a good few months !

    What can I send him to cheer him up? (I have done the serious bit of a kindle) but I shall open the ideas to you lot !!!

    I shall get him to post pics from his bed with the gifts too !!
  2. I was told a story about a fella who lost a leg in an accident. His lads turned up to visit him with a bag of jelly babies (his favourite sweets) each with a leg bitten off...
  3. a pair of wank socks
  4. A good suggestion

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  5. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    On the same vein, hiking boots? Socks he might actually have a use for!
  6. He'll be out of bed in time for some decent flying - get him registered for this:

    Flyability - Disabled hang gliding & paragliding opportunities

    You can also make him an amusing t-shirt with the logo: PARA-plegic on it.
  7. Send him a hooker, you know its what you would want if you were in his position.

    Remind him to post the pics.
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  8. i like!!! however there must be some more ideas !
  9. two hookers and a camcorder?
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Get him loads of running gear, some posh new trainers, an iPod with some running tunes loaded on, that Nike heart rate monitor thing...etc.

    Oh and some rollerblades, everyone likes rollerblades.
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  11. Much better.
  12. A uni-cycle.
  13. If he likes them, then the shame of him admitting to his mother that he's gay
  14. keep them coming!!

    i just hope i dont push him too far !
  15. As Kojak said to Ironside, "Who shoves ya, baby?"
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