gift from God,

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  1. A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
    congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion,

    they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded,

    so would his paycheck..

    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
    decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding

    A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the
    pastor's additional children were costing the church,

    and how much more it could potentially cost.

    After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
    chair and spoke,

    "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."

    Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady
    struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,

    "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear

    The entire congregation said, "Amen."