Giant Badger loose on streets of Basra..................

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  1. Are you sure it's not someone from 2RTR?!! :D
  2. Nice to see Dave Gell doing well. I suspect that he's behind it all, being an ex-WFR.
  3. Imagine being the Press Officer on this!

    *Ring Ring*

    Maj X : Hello?

    Polad : I need you to get our story out and start spinning.

    X: About what?

    P: The giant badgers we definitely did not release into the city

    *click brrrrrrrrrr*
  4. Guilty conscious? :D
  5. No, not guilty conscience, but I bet he's thinking "I wish I'd thought of that"
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    This is not that unusual. I recall a giant beaver that used to terrorise certain clubs in Aldershot!
  7. giant badger with the fearsome Iraqi furry serpent:

  8. In this day and age, those villagers can believe in guff like monkey headed beasts that kill children, released by british forces!

    Still laughed like a good en tho.
  9. Christ, that's all we need, the blokes getting ideas!

    Just wait, next roulement at movement control:

    Mover: What's in your bag, lad?
    Squaddie: Er... Nothing!
    M: But it's growling.
    S: Yeah, well. Didn't get to the laundry, did I?
  10. Why dont we release the terror that has always been attacking us onto the Iraqi's

  11. At the least the badger was an NCO, he had his stripes
  12. Funny that the bloke who believed this shite was from Qarmat Ali. I'm amazed he had time to worry about badgers in between firing rockets at the COB.