Ghost story

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A psychiatrist was addressing a large audience who all claimed to have had experiences with the supernatural. He asked them
    "Who of you here has seen a ghost?"
    Everyone in the audience raised their hands...
    "And who here has spoken to a ghost?"
    Half the audience raised their hands.
    "How many of you here have touched a ghost?"
    This time just ten percent of the audience raised their hands.
    "Now....Has anyone here made love to a ghost...?"
    This time only one hand went up, it was a little scruffy bloke right at the back of the hall.
    The psychiatrist said "WOW...You mean to say you've actually
    had sex with a GHOST ????"
    "Oh no," said the little guy " sorry, I couldn't hear you properly, I thought you said GOAT"
  2. that cracked me up nice!