A psychiatrist was addressing a large audience who all claimed to have had experiences with the supernatural. He asked them "Who of you here has seen a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raised their hands... "And who here has spoken to a ghost?" Half the audience raised their hands. "How many of you here have touched a ghost?" This time just ten percent of the audience raised their hands. "Now....Has anyone here made love to a ghost...?" This time only one hand went up, it was a little scruffy bloke right at the back of the hall. The psychiatrist said "WOW...You mean to say you've actually had sex with a GHOST ????" "Oh no," said the little guy " sorry, I couldn't hear you properly, I thought you said GOAT"