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Ghost story

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A psychiatrist was addressing a large audience who all claimed to have had experiences with the supernatural. He asked them
"Who of you here has seen a ghost?"
Everyone in the audience raised their hands...
"And who here has spoken to a ghost?"
Half the audience raised their hands.
"How many of you here have touched a ghost?"
This time just ten percent of the audience raised their hands.
"Now....Has anyone here made love to a ghost...?"
This time only one hand went up, it was a little scruffy bloke right at the back of the hall.
The psychiatrist said "WOW...You mean to say you've actually
had sex with a GHOST ????"
"Oh no," said the little guy " sorry, I couldn't hear you properly, I thought you said GOAT"
 

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