Getting "Winstoned"

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Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens problems due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder.

What's to be done?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html
An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.
 
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Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder.

What's to be done?
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Invest in these, of course. Subtle, tasteful, available on eBay; and, of course, sold solely for the ingestion of snuff.

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Winstone would approve.



Available, as you can see, in Officers' and Other Ranks' versions.
 
Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder.

What's to be done?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html
An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.

Amateurs use fivers. Proper cokeheads shop online

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Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens problems due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder.

What's to be done?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html
An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.
Encourage it!!:)
 
I favour the double snorter.

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I can either share a line with a close friend or hoover it up in half the time (or do my own line while nicking the line belonging to the bloke next to me). If I get stopped by Babylon I just tell them it's a tuning fork 'cos I is in a steel band. They leave me alone after that.
 

BratMedic

RIP
RIP
I'm not sure if I've got the drift of this thread:
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BratMedic

RIP
RIP
More like this?
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Ciggie

GCM
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That's me on the left..younger days....
 

Ciggie

GCM
No worries, I've aged a bit since then...this was taken in 2015 and I'm looking even better today.
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rgjbloke

On ROPS
On ROPs
Invest in these, of course. Subtle, tasteful, available on eBay; and, of course, sold solely for the ingestion of snuff.

View attachment 281949

Winstone would approve.


Available, as you can see, in Officers' and Other Ranks' versions.

Or a WW1 snuff spoon. Honest Officer. View attachment 281957

I favour the double snorter.

s-l300.jpg


I can either share a line with a close friend or hoover it up in half the time (or do my own line while nicking the line belonging to the bloke next to me). If I get stopped by Babylon I just tell them it's a tuning fork 'cos I is in a steel band. They leave me alone after that.

Sometimes, this site is soooo educational!
 
Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens problems due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder.

What's to be done?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html
An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.

You stupid cuñt.
 

Ciggie

GCM
Go for it....
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