Chris had just finished taking the top 12 Kenyan soldiers on a 200 mile tab for a few days in the Sahara, he was tired, whilst the Kenyans slept, Chris had set up Claymores made from empty Vitalite containers to warn off any Al-Shabab that may be in the area.
As Chris sat there on sentry he noticed an 8 year old goat herder walking in between the improvised claymores straight towards their position. Slot him, his training kicked in, duff duff duff a triple tap on the silenced A2M3-B2 silenced Israeli 7.62mm death bringer, the boy dropped. Chris buried him in a ceremonial camel skin before cooking camel bacon for the tired Kenyans.
As they tabbed the last 50 miles to town, Chris had to run forward and back several times to bring water to the Kenyans.
After 3 sleepless nights and tabbing water back to the Kenyans 5 times Chris had to enter the hotel and ask for water, he stored his weapons in his car and paid 8 local 12 year old Kenyan children to watch his gear, at that point all hell broke loose, the goat herder managed to get a text off to Al Kebab whilst Chris wrestled with his conscience, the rest as they say, is The Mirror and The Sun historic truth.